#five harvreeves

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Dave: *gets down on one knee*

Klaus: *squeals*

Five, watching from the bushes: oh my god, it’s finally happening

Dave: *falls over*

Five, an overprotective brother holding an empty bottle: the poison finally kicked in

Klaus: *screams*

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Five: 99.9 percent of people I know are stupid

Klaus: I’m the one percent

Ben: dumass you mean 0.1 percent

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Day 3 TUA Pride Month

Sorry it’s late! Prompt: pride parade.

I decided to do characters as pride parade signs

Luther:

Diego:

Allison:

Klaus:

Also Klaus:

Five:

Ben:

Vanya:

Lastly, Grace:

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Day Two of TUA Pride Month

Prompt: sexuality headcannons

Luther: Straight. God, this man is so painfully straight that it fucking hurts.

Diego: Bisexual mess

Allison: I could honestly totally see her being pan

Klaus: GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYFORDAVEGAYGAY. I also see him being okay with using she/her, they/them, and he/him pronouns.

Five: Alright, so imma get fucking deep about this kid. So a lot of people believe that he’s aromantic because of his reluctance toward romantic human connection, or any connection at all. I don’t think that he’s aro. Most people don’t think that Dolores is a viable point of evidence, because she’s not real. Well of course she’s not real! But the point is she’s real to Five. And if Five can love someone, something that he sees as a person to the point where he saves her over a chance to stop the apocalypse? Yeah, he can make emotional connections. He just can’t do it with the people (his siblings) that he hasn’t seen in years, that he saw dead, and who are a major point in his trauma. Half me of me thinks he’s straight, and the other half is like “nah this bitch is fucking pan.” I feel like he started out straight, when there were people in the world. Where there were girls to choose from. But when the apocalypse happened, there were no girls to choose from. There were no people to choose from. And when he got to the commission, he didn’t care about what the fuck they looked like, or their gender, or their genitalia. He only cared that it was another person, a living and breathing human being. Of course, he never dated. Too focused on the apocalypse, too traumatized, too used to being alone. I also have a small little headcannon that he might be trans, but that’s for another time

Ben: Aro and ase, 100%

Vanya: SHE IS MY LITTLE LESBIAN CHILD, OKAY? I COULD GET SSUUUPPPPEEERRR FUCKING DEEP INTO REASONS WHY, AND I PROBABLY WILL AT SE POINT, BUT FOR NOW HERES ALL THE PROOF YOU NEED:

COME ON. ANYONE WHO DRESSES AND DANCES LIKE THAT IS NOT STRAIGHT. FUCK YOU LEONARD. LET MY CHILD BE GAYYYYYYY

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Day 1 of Tua Pride Month! Prompt: 7 siblings, 7 colors of the rainbow. Get ready for this challenge kids, cause my blog is about to get a whole lot gayer

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Five with a cool color pallete! Hope you like it!

@five-hargreeves-official

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Ooooof

Also what is this type of meme called?

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The “special training” (basically torturous training) that Reginald put each kid through

Klaus- obviously, being stuck in a mausoleum

Ben- put in a room and forced to kill animals

Five- was forced to jump until he passed out and/or puked

Allison- didn’t have any special training, her power didn’t require it

Luther- didn’t have any special training, Reginald knew he was weak (also because I don’t want to give Luther another excuse to complain lmao)

Diego- didn’t have any special training, his basic knife training was enough