Robert plays Stardew Valley AU
Someone made a post about this, I even reposted, and my brain was like: "Write about it, c'moooon"
So, he started playing it a while ago and went deep into the game. He finished all starter missions as soon as possible, ventured the cave levels, updated the house (only he doesn't fill it with decore, he makes the house a full working station with every corner being a different specific room for something), his farm is mostly filled with all the farm buildings and his field of whatever is giving money at the time on the game.
He doesn't get a husband or a wife yet, but a certain blondie catches his attention by being so much like a certain hot-headed person despite having blond hair, he still thinks she's sweeter than Flambae despite allat.
He's doing great actually, and is starting to try and decorate his farm a little after a comment from Visi saying even his game home is sad.
The bit is that he's constantly forgetting to sleep and passes out losing half his shit and it makes him do it all over again.