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MAY WE RISE AGAINST OUR TRAUMAS THOUGHT FANFICTION AND FANART 🌋💪💪🗣🗣✨️💣 They/Them ☀️

[sandmandaddy69]

[harzilla]

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

[dirtycombatboots]

We have the same fricking necklace omg

Yay, wolf school

[theor4cle]

Feels like we're a pack now, are we? Hahaa

Don't answer that....

[dirtycombatboots]

Don't sleep with sorceresses, don't befriend cats, wolf

[theor4cle]

Gotta add you to my Wolf Quest pack now

🐺🐺🐺

[dirtycombatboots]

We have the same fricking necklace omg

Yay, wolf school

[theor4cle]

Feels like we're a pack now, are we? Hahaa

Don't answer that....

[ka-mi006]

If Dispatch were Venezuelan, Robert would eat a sweet called Once Once

Honestly looks better than a Twinkie

[theor4cle]

If it were Brazilian could I suggest Bolinho Ana Maria?

There are different flavors, but this one looks more like a Twinkie

[mango-kitty-art]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[dirtycombatboots]

One of the hardest things early in their relationship was Flambae to accept Robert's name. Not only because of the "I can't fuck a Bob" mentality. But because Flambae's brain was already doing stupid things like imagining how names would change when they are married. And he was cringing a lot just imagining his legal name being Chad Robertson

[glowinggemma28-fangirl]

True he can’t use the “can’t fuck a bob” mentality because he already did and he’s not going back.

[dirtycombatboots]

Maybe this is why he didn't want to fuck a Bob? Because he knew if he did it would change his entire life?

[theor4cle]

Talk about "ur last name is stupid, how 'bout you use mine?"

[theor4cle]

This place is a rabbit hole!

I came in here looking for a specific tag, and I ended up in ANOTHER FANDOM ALTOGETHER!

[theor4cle]

Supposed to study for my test that's like... in two hours but I can't stop the shipping grind 😤 🔥🔥

[theor4cle]

Musics that I think suit them, not necessarily needs to mean romantically, but lol I only gathered romantic songs I'm sorry

Love Me Not — Ravyn Lenae

"I need you right now, once I leave you I'm strung out

If I get you, I'm slowly breaking down

And, oh, it's hard to see you, but I wish you were right here

Oh, it's hard to leave you when I get you everywhere

All this time I'm thinking we could never be a pair

Oh, no, I don't need you, but I miss you, come here"

Say Yes to Heaven — Lana Del Rey

"If you go, I'll stay

You come back, I'll be right here

Like a barge at sea

In the storm, I stay clear

'Cause I've got my mind on you

I've got my mind on you"

Reflections — The Neighborhood

"Where have you been?

Do you know if you're comin' back?

We were too close to the stars

I never knew somebody like you, somebody

Fallin' just as hard

I'd rather lose somebody than use somebody

Maybe it's a blessing in disguise (I see myself in you)

I see my reflection in your eyes"

That's it for now, mostly those parts of the songs tho, bcs they talk about relating to one another or missing someone

[theor4cle]

Lilacs mean first love guys, I'm not good

[emmasmoke8]

In the Man Mecha AU, Robert always got his energy from the Astral Pulse, so without it, he has to eat. He keeps forgetting to do that which is why the Z-Team have to take it upon themselves to remind him/feed him (especially when they learn the reason why he's so forgetful)

[theor4cle]

Read it wrong and thought it was about ManMech AU in which he's a streamer 🥀

[mikewheelerisaqueerler]

the heterofication of homosexual relationships seriously needs to be studied

[theor4cle]

Yes, instead, we should stick with: who's dom and who's sub?

[theor4cle]

Genderbend + Multiverse AU

I just thought like: what if the whole genderbent team fell into "canon" through a portal and had to be stuck there for like a week

Also I thought it would be super funny if they presented themselves like the Crystal Gems did when they pretended to be humans and played baseball, everyone has a different name and genderbent Robert in all her glory just says "Bob" without further explanation.

Invisiguy: Well, I'm Kurt

Flambae: Chelsea, fuckers (still has a generic bully ass name)

Sonar: Victoria, it's like winner in Spanish

Coupé: I'm Jean

Punch Up: Calla, at ye service

Malevolus: Malevolus, last name's Gibbs

Golem: Bruna (doesn't look any different from our Golem)

Prism: Alec, don't you bitches forget

Watergirl: My names- I-I'm called- T-The names Hermione.

Phenomawoman: You may call me Dumpy

Boberta: Bob

[theor4cle]

Robert plays Stardew Valley AU

Someone made a post about this, I even reposted, and my brain was like: "Write about it, c'moooon"

So, he started playing it a while ago and went deep into the game. He finished all starter missions as soon as possible, ventured the cave levels, updated the house (only he doesn't fill it with decore, he makes the house a full working station with every corner being a different specific room for something), his farm is mostly filled with all the farm buildings and his field of whatever is giving money at the time on the game.

He doesn't get a husband or a wife yet, but a certain blondie catches his attention by being so much like a certain hot-headed person despite having blond hair, he still thinks she's sweeter than Flambae despite allat.

He's doing great actually, and is starting to try and decorate his farm a little after a comment from Visi saying even his game home is sad.

The bit is that he's constantly forgetting to sleep and passes out losing half his shit and it makes him do it all over again.

[a-leafy-pattern]

I just popped ot of dreaming for this

Robert as the farmer in stardew valley

[theor4cle]

You started something in my brain 👀

[zinch15025]

[theor4cle]

That one scene from Grown Ups when they remove a piece from the girls' car so she doesn't fix it and they can keep looking at her, but it's Robert and the z-team.

[grapesourpatchkidzs]

[theor4cle]

What if we kissed in the gym of SDN...