#flannybabes

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So the church bells just started tolling

Ellie: fuck, it's the Germans.

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Still alive.

Yesterday Ellie and I went to Kumlinge, one of the smaller islands that make up the Åland Islands (despite all of Åland being island, they call the main, largest bit "the mainland"). It was..... it was a trip.

We got the full Kumlinge experience: I woke up with a cold sore (surprise, you have herpes!), it rained buckets, the church was closed, we got served tea and juice by a man who was both drunk and hung over and was playing Bejeweled SUPER loudly when we came in and didn't seem to know what his name was, we went to have a look at a "point of interest" that consisted of a bench on a hill, we checked out the local shop with an actually kinda impressive variety of wares but EXPENSIVE, and we went to look at an admittedly cool "house museum" with lots of stuff from the early 1900's but also some utterly creepifying sculptures outside the house of Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Random Penguin and Nightmarish Monkey.

Then we'd seen everything Kumlinge had to offer, so we went to the ferry and sat in the car for three hours reading HP and playing Bejeweled and impatiently waiting for the super late boat to come get us so we could EAT.

When it finally came, we had what turned out to be the grossest chips in the history of man. We ate all of them. We were hungry. (On the other hand, there was an impressively delicious carrot cake).

Anyway would not recommend Kumlinge unless you have a great sense of humour.

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I JUST BOUGHT TICKETS TO SEE STAR TREK: INTO DARKNESS ON THE 29TH MAY

IN THE IMAX IN GLASGOW

I AM SO EXCITE YOU GUYS I CAN'T WAIT

39 DAYS

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Loving the URL change. :D

Thanks! Thought I'd get in the Christmas spirit :) 

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I just want to live in the forest by the sea with my girlfriend and my best friends and my dog and maybe a couple of cats and hang out and socialize and drink and watch shows and movies and play video games and love the shit out of them.

Why can't that be a job.

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Party at mine starts today, ends next Monday.

Be there.

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This post is brought to you by bourbon and ABBA, and is full of happy friend feels

I was going through my messages here on tumblr and realised a couple of things, namely:

1) I am incredibly lucky, because

2) I have incredibly loving and kind friends.

So here is a post dedicated to my friends, who are amazing. You guys are all awesome and fantastic and probably nerdy, and I love you all, whether you're people I've met IRL or "just" internet buddies.

Also bee tee dubs a lot of people have recently described me and flannybabes as "nauseatingly cute", so if we're actually being sickening on tumblr I apologise. I'll try to tone it down.

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Discussing the bible with mah woman

Flannybabes: *Just finished telling me about Jonah and the Whale ie Jonah goes and sulks on a mountain and God trolls him with giant pumpkins and worms* The Song of Solomon is super rude.

SEL: Oh yeah, I knew that *coughfromDean/Casficcough*

Flannybabes: Some people try to say it's about the marriage of Jesus and the church.

SEL: ...What.

Flannybabes: But there's a lot of breasts in it. Everybody knows it's about whores and sex.

SEL: I'm pretty sure there's also some things on cunts.

Flannybabes: Yeah, there's some ...dripping going on.

SEL: And the church has a cunt? This is news.

Flannybabes: You didn't know? It's the Archbishop of CUNTerbury.