flashviper hc that whenever Cisco and Hartley want to keep a secret from Barry they just speak Spanish
poor Barry still has not picked up a single word somehow

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flashviper hc that whenever Cisco and Hartley want to keep a secret from Barry they just speak Spanish
poor Barry still has not picked up a single word somehow
anyway I can’t believe hartley and cisco are married. they literally just picked a weekend and did a courthouse wedding and iris or someone’s like “oh how was your weekend” and cisco’s like “yeah it was pretty good I found this sick new pizza place, hartley and I got married, i beat majora’s mask for the 6th time” and iris is like “sorry WHAT was the second thing?” (caitlin was there in person because cisco promised she could come) (like 4 years ago but she hasn’t forgotten)
Barry is like WHY WASNT I INVITED TO YOUR WEDDING I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WOULD BE IN IT EITHER AS THE GROOM OR AT LEAST YOUR BEST MAN and Cisco is like we wanted to keep it private wait what did you say
The original pilot feat the scene where barry wakes up and sees cisco and is like oh wow are you an angel and hartley in the corner of the room like we have to put him back in a coma right now immediately
Hartley: I want that twink obliterated
god right before i abandoned the flash fandom i had this characterization of cisco as just a Bitch in a good way like i would hc him making fun of barry for being an idiot all the fucking time so now that im back how about. that but hartmon
i mean this still absolutely works still though with Cisco and Barry but Hartley is also there to make fun of him but he genuinely means it
So i see its Hartmon night and im always up for talking about how in love my boys Hartley and Ciscoand so i raise you one established Hartmon flirting with one Barry Allen who is wholelly confused about everything until one blessed day when the couple stop torturing the poor boy and ask him out together and a wonderful ot3 happens full of harry potter binges and playful teasing and it is a truely magical day
me crying: you are so fucking valid alex!!!!!!!!! change ur url to valid-alex!!!!!!!!!!
hartley is dtf both cisco and barry and has definitely been with cisco before in the past so what im saying is that when cisco and barry officially hook up hartley finds every opportunity to flirt with both of them in hopes of becoming a gay twink sandwich
u have fueled my love for barry x hartley x cisco,,, i need more
they all have nightmares you know, they’ve been through some pretty traumatic shit. it’s hard for any of them to sleep alone. so when they stumble into bed for the first time together, they’re all surprised to find that they actually managed to sleep through the night and into the next morning.
hartley, being hartley, had planned on sneaking out in the middle of the night, because he’s scared of feelings and attachment bc of past experiences and didnt want to have any conversations about those things in the morning, but he fell asleep. and he panicked a little when he woke up and realized he fell asleep in cisco’s apartment, and he was still there, with the sun starting to shine through the curtains. but then he realized he was comfortable and warm? and barry was still sleeping cuddled up to his side but cisco had apparently gotten up out of bed and was making breakfast for them, he could smell it through the hallway. and you know, he was feeling a little hungry, it had been a long night for the 3 of them, so he carefully detached himself from barry’s side and couldnt help laughing a little when barry whined at the lack of warmth next to him now. god, he had already gotten attached, hadn’t he? that wasn’t good. but still, he followed the scent of the bacon and eggs that lead him to the kitchen, where he saw cisco wearing a “kiss the cook” apron and you know? you know? why not? he did what the apron said, as cisco turned around to greet him, he walked right up to him and gave him a quick kiss on the lips and then settled down at the small kitchen table. cisco just laughed.
“good morning to you too,” he said. he was smiling as he turned back to finish preparing their food. hartley couldn’t help smiling in return.
barry stumbled out of the bedroom shortly afterwards and greeted cisco and hartley with a sleepy smile. hartley almost melted at how bright it was. he sat down next to hartley and for a moment hartley was scared that they were going to have to Talk. they were going to have to have a Moment, the three of them, in cisco’s kitchen, right at this very second. but then he realized, the other two were probably just as broken as he was, and maybe they could help each other heal. it didn’t have to be scary. it didn’t have to be bad. it could mean all the good things in the world, that the plague of misfortune that followed them might have finally resided because they found a safe haven in each other. hartley realized that he wouldn’t mind that.