#flat shenanigans

[shortqueershakespeare]

Highly recommend naming your household appliances, partly because it makes it easier to keep your cool around them if you’re talking to a buddy (except Bernhardt, he is the spawn of the devil and can absolutely get fucked) but mostly because there is nothing funnier than just hearing „Daniel, bitteee“ coming from the other room when you know for a fact your flatmate is talking to a steamer

[absol-used-thief]

I WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE BUNNY AND MY FLATMATE THREW A FUCKING EASTER EGG AT ME 

[starlightandlullabies]

Your Fave Is Problematic: Jamie

Meme Lord

the thirst(tm) on this man

would gladly kill/die/commit several crimes for Carley Rae Jepson

Is he a dragon? Is he a bear? Is he a bear riding a dragon? Unsure, not clear 

clearly a medieval knight spawned into modern day, will hold open all the doors 

can break ribs with hugs. the Hug is too powerful. 

keeps intentionally reminding me that bee movie exists 

kept the Harambe meme alive for far too long 

dabs in my presence 

once came into my room, said nothing, dabbed six times, then left

enables me to watch vine compilations and do nothing else for literally hours

once made himself a burger in my presence and did not make a burger for me also

plagiarised my dogs 

@caledorianprince

[finnified]

yes. I have a license and everything. A Badge if you will. N I guess I’ll have to keep my cursed mcytblr lore to myself then 😔

(Also. ‘Dream was projecting on George’ *head in hands* I KNOW HOW YIU FEEL NOW CHARM IM SO SORRY LMAODJIWDJ (/lh))

PLEASE i have a group chat with auroris do you know the things i hear (AURIE THIS IS JOKE (because i know you’ll see this) ILY AND YOUR NONSENSE <3 /gen) but yes. yes. this is how it feels. i wake up at fresh hell o’clock and log onto tungl.hell and you all are still up your bullshit. how do i deal with this i wonder

[finnified]

@distressed-bird bird is this how it felt when i was in shambles over the sleepybois prank? because if so i get it now 

[finnified]

this is a callout post @distressed-bird i see you being active here but ghosting the groupchat. respond to the hecking discord or else 

[finnified]

OK GUYS IM GOING TO BED. i need to sleep i couldn’t make it till midnight :pensive: my head is killing me

however, my head killing me will Not stop me from wishing my lovely mutuals a good night, specifically the flat bc i had my first meaningful appearance there in a while and they are lovely when putting up with my bs, and everyone who has drawn me something for my birthday or is working on a drawing for my birthday (it’s tomorrow!) i love you all and i will treasure every piece of art i recieve

damn i’m getting soft i need to fuckin go to Bed goodnight guys 

[finnified]

good news: me and @distressed-bird finally sucked it up and our groupchat is alive again

bad news: whilst i became stagnant and scrolled tumblr for 8 hours this little shit wrapped up a whole new au and about 17 pages of lore for another au in khoz’s dms and now i have to try to consume that all and not fry my brain, wish me luck