Oct 31, 2023
My mom signed up for ride or die with her husband but I’m about ready to jump out the fucking car
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My mom signed up for ride or die with her husband but I’m about ready to jump out the fucking car
Don’t end up as a flat squirrel…
Don’t end up as a flat squirrel…
From a recent post to the Jack’s Winning Words blog come these words of wisdom – “Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels.” (Anon)
The Anon family has provided some of life’s best quotes and written material (see my post on Anon). Today’s quote is undoubtedly from a modern decedent of the Anon family, since the phenomenon of flat squirrels on the road…
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this squirrel came to chill with me and just like, flattened out and laid on his stomach next to me. keep on keepin it real, flat squirrel
"You just got flattened by the Piledriver, Flat Squirrel!"
I guess Daff joined in the WWE while I was at work today?
Whatevs. I get 35% as her manager.