#flatmates from hell

[hikarry]

Oh lord oh lord have you more roommate tea to share with your poor curious peasants?

Oh, do I

So, apparently both the bitches are trying to trap me as in finding anything of wrong I might do to call me an hypocrite

How do I know this?

First of, they have been watching me like hawks

Second, one of them the other day sent a text to the group chat because someone had put some food on her shelf in the fridge and she tagged me. As if, babe. I only have eggs, my medicine, and milk in my own shelf, whyever the fuck would I use yours? That's exactly what I told her. She didn't apologize

Thrid off, when they moved in they brought a lot of shit for the kitchen. A toaster, a kitchen robot, an airfryer. I never used any of those, mind you. I barely cook in this house. But one of our flatmates reached out in the groupchat asking if, since we don't have a toaster anymore, if we should ask the landlord for one. And that's when one of the bitches said "Well, I took the toaster home because it was constantly dirty" and she tagged me. I didn't see it in time, but literally two of my flatmates answered her that I don't eat bread so it hadn't been me. If you only knew how much I laughed that day

Good news tho! They might not stay here next year so my torment might be over soon!

[my-sick-adventures]

What has to be wrong with someone to have their response to someone being concerned they brought lilies into the house with a cat to be “you know all my plants are poisonous right?”, this is the same person who told me that, upon me discovering a bloody tissue in my cat’s water bowl, that “maybe you should change it more”. Like, how is that the response of a real human being?

[keshelj84]

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[weiszklee]

Cleaning stuff in our flat is always like: Should I be happy because I actually got this thing clean or should I be worried because it wasn’t that hard but nobody just went and did it in the last few months? 

[justhereforlesbians]

Things I hope I'll never stop experiencing: the overwhelming desire to make love to my girlfriend, hold her and kiss her

Things it's about time I stop experiencing: the impossibility to act on my overwhelming desire to make love to my girlfriend, hold her and kiss her caused by the fact we live in different cities and when we finally are in the same room together my flatmates never seem to leave the house

[put-8-os]

Stupid flatmates

So this idiot just keeps staring at me while I’m checking my brocolli tots in the oven and then when I’m done he puts his meat pies in.

Seriously?

What kind of person cross contaminates like that? Especially if they’re not going to be eaten by the same people.

I don’t want my vegetarian food reeking of meat pies. I don’t want my food smelling of meat pies unless I’m cooking meat pies.

And don’t get me started on the whole staring thing. Just looking out staring at people. Eww.. it’s like creepy stalker.

Also, nobody appreciates it when you stand outside the bathroom waiting for someone else to be done at 4 in the bloody morning! It’s tolerable in daylight hours but when it’s night hours.. fucking hell.. I’m lucky I was dressed.

And the chain smoking!! Eww.. the place reeks like an ashtray. I’m forever spraying deodarant when I have walk past. It’s so nasty that he smells like a walking ashtray and (I swear he’s smoking in his room).

I swear he’s a bloody wanker.