#flirt back

[huiracha]

[renegadepack]

every day i think about the day i complained i was cold and my crush at the time offered me her flannel like the good old school butch of my dreams and my USELESS lesbian ass was like “no i’m good!!!”

[metalmusingmoments]

this is one of my all time favorite blogs now <3 and could you please do another scenario with a human s/o who always flirts with their bot but gets flustered when they flirt back? for bayverse crosshairs and optimus? it's okay if you don't want to do it! thank you!

Sorry to the Anon who sent this. Its been a while :(

Bayverse Optimus

You weren’t sure if Optimuswas just dense or ignoring you completely. Your attempts were usually sly in natureso you decided to be blunter in your advances. But still no reaction. One day as you were minding your own business Optimus approached you. He made acomment about your outfit and how it suited you very well, also saying he wouldenjoy seeing you in more variations of it. With a muttered thanks on your part,he sauntered off. Maybe Optimus wasn’t the flirty type, but he sure knew how topay a compliment.

Bayverse Crosshairs

When you first met Crosshairs you knew by hisattitude that he seemed like a pretty chill bot. In your mind that was thegreen light to start making passes at him. Most of your comments were based onhis appearance, and you would be swiftly rewarded with his agreement and asmirk. He doesn’t flirt back with you until a couple of months after meeting.After a long day of messing around you had demanded to be carried back to themake shift base. He denied you saying something about “squishy perspiration” andhow he didn’t want it on him. Your persistent whining was starting to get onhis nerves. When he looked back down at you he said “Look squishy the only wayI’m carrying you anywhere is if its to a bed” Screaming match ensues. He mayhave overstepped on that one, but your red face was worth it.

[gelbasthetik]

blackbear x yellow

[scott-tibbs-is-dead]

There are so many people it’s TRUE

(I’m not that same anon from before but I agree there are people)

if you lot keep complimenting me I’ll be forced to do something drastic

[cyber-pop-star]

“I was wondering if you had an extra spark? Because mine was just stolen.” (cyberghost-scout)

@cyberghost-scout

"oh that's unfortunate!! Who stole it?" She giggled. "But you know, you could always have mine if you wanted~"