#flirting partner

[blueberry-sleight]

(literally left me in the kindest most communicative way) the leaverrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[blueberry-sleight]

I'll probably never run into him. I spend a year being in love with him and programming him into my brain as the first person I imagine saying something to when I'm imagining saying something and I'll probably never run into him

[blueberry-sleight]

so. got dumped. in like the most communicative respectful way but still

[blueberry-sleight]

I need people to understand that my hatred of traditional gender inequality in marriage and the allosexual/alloromantic centric view of relationships (which are often propagated at weddings) does not mean I hate weddings.

A ritualistic occasion where you get to sit and listen to people talk about devotion to other humans? A ball where you get to dress up fancy with very clear rules? An often customized shimmering pair of objects to announce a partnership? AESYRDTFKYGLH:KJLI:HULGYFTDURSYE YES YES YES YES YES

[blueberry-sleight]

how do you say to ur bf 'yeah i know you have big assignments/tests™ AND I am literally actually literally having one of the worst times of my life so it would be great if you would be there for me. you said you would be there for me even when I'm not so happy and fun. and now you're not here. please.' /not rhetorical i actually need help saying this my fellow tumblrinas

[blueberry-sleight]

guys i failed to hotpocket correctly do you think he's gonna dump me (he's literally tells me he loves me at the very least twice per conversation)

[blueberry-sleight]

you know that song "I eat boys up / breakfast and lunch" well that's about me. but I mo0reso bite than eat. and I'm autistic and like have a hard time differentiating what things go into different categories so anytime of day works. and i find it yucky really to bite most people except my boyfriend. so um dear [redacted] if you're reading this--

[blueberry-sleight]

want. need. NEED to squEEEEEEEEEEeeze boyfriend like teddy bear