#flirting101

[aggressivelymovinginsilence]

oh.

Something tingles.

[sillysnowden11]

Flirting 101

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Shikamaru: I will do my best to offer you the world if you want that, because I love you and will do anything for you.

Temari: I can offer you sarcasm and violence, take it or leave it.

Shikamaru(sighing): I’ll take it.

[davidwfloydart]

“I have a question for you. "If your shadow is the second most beautiful thing in the world, which is the first?" #flirting #flirting101 #flirtingwithlife #loveforever #shygirl #shadow #beautiful #beautifulgirls (at NOPA District) https://www.instagram.com/p/CC2I8oaBYCGSXkloPktTHpvRRmPKtMjassgeWI0/?igshid=llticol7iryg

[mommblr]

Because mom’s give guidance, I have prepared this handy guide to flirting

It works for me, every. Time.

[jayciev]

Person: Is your name Hella? Because you're hella c-

Me: Helle Crafts was murdered by her husband in 1986 and her murder led to the first murder conviction in Connecticut without the victim's body

Person: What the fuck

[sdvxii-moved]

Hm...

No Please

[sillysnowden11]

Flirting 101

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Shikamaru: I’ve got a immortal decapitated head in my clans forest.

Temari (blushing): that’s hot.

[sillysnowden11]

Temari: what do you like about me?

Shikamaru: I like your beautiful smile, it lights up the room whenever you’re in it.

Temari: awww

Shikamaru: what do you like about me?

Temari: your butt.

Shikamaru:...

Temari: it’s a very cute butt.

Shikamaru: and they say romance is dead...