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I laughed my ass off because it was so scary.

Owen

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So I was walking home one day, and as I was standing on a grassy traffic island, sometime slimey as heck climbed up my jeans leg. I screamed, and it climbing further up. So I squished it and stood there, screaming 'I don't know what it is...' So apparently I squished the thing so hard that it almost died. When I eventually let go of it, it fell out of my pants and it turns out it was a frog. At that point I screamed even louder. When I went to clean up, there was blood on my leg. It was the frog's blood! Oh my god!

Owen vs Frog. 

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So...you harvest wool by rubbing it off the sheep yes?

Another gem from Owen

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Ooo...the pus lit up.

The Fern

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I fed the bird milk and then it died. Now I know birds don't drink milk.

Owen

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A cafe is a cafe...it is not a coffee...

Owen, looking totally distraught

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Cafe & Cafe

S: Okay, so... A Latte is what is actually known as a Cafe Latte. Except it's common so we shorten it. So a Green Tea latte is a Latte with tea instead of coffee.

Owen: But a cafe is the place where you get coffee!

S: It is also coffee!

Owen: But...but...WHY WOULD YOU CALL A COFFEE A PLACE?

everyone: *stares at Owen in disbelieve*

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Why are the hoomins always getting it wrong? They say facepalm, but they actually doing a palmface. When you headdesk you bring your head to desk. So facepalm should be face to palm. But they palm to face. So it should be palmface.

The kitpire