Jul 31, 2016
I laughed my ass off because it was so scary.
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I laughed my ass off because it was so scary.
Owen
So I was walking home one day, and as I was standing on a grassy traffic island, sometime slimey as heck climbed up my jeans leg. I screamed, and it climbing further up. So I squished it and stood there, screaming 'I don't know what it is...' So apparently I squished the thing so hard that it almost died. When I eventually let go of it, it fell out of my pants and it turns out it was a frog. At that point I screamed even louder. When I went to clean up, there was blood on my leg. It was the frog's blood! Oh my god!
Owen vs Frog.
So...you harvest wool by rubbing it off the sheep yes?
Another gem from Owen
Ooo...the pus lit up.
The Fern
I fed the bird milk and then it died. Now I know birds don't drink milk.
Owen
A cafe is a cafe...it is not a coffee...
Owen, looking totally distraught
Cafe & Cafe
S: Okay, so... A Latte is what is actually known as a Cafe Latte. Except it's common so we shorten it. So a Green Tea latte is a Latte with tea instead of coffee.
Owen: But a cafe is the place where you get coffee!
S: It is also coffee!
Owen: But...but...WHY WOULD YOU CALL A COFFEE A PLACE?
everyone: *stares at Owen in disbelieve*
Why are the hoomins always getting it wrong? They say facepalm, but they actually doing a palmface. When you headdesk you bring your head to desk. So facepalm should be face to palm. But they palm to face. So it should be palmface.
The kitpire