#kitpire

[floofversations]

Why are the hoomins always getting it wrong? They say facepalm, but they actually doing a palmface. When you headdesk you bring your head to desk. So facepalm should be face to palm. But they palm to face. So it should be palmface.

The kitpire

[floofversations]

Kitpire at large....

*is alone at bus stop* *decides it's okay to sing along to Spotify playlist* *hits chorus of "Gimme Sympathy" * *realises there's a very amused pair of eyes staring* ... *shuts right up and bes alla sheepish*

[floofversations]

What if we sneaked up behind him and went "NUUUUUUUUUUUU"...

Kitpire to The Floof, on realising such behaviour would prolly freak guy using 3D printer in fab lab out. 

[floofversations]

All the coffee in the World

me: *rocks up to barista*

me: *hands over grande goat mug*

me: please put as much coffee as can fit in dis thanks

barista: O.O

cashier: that's gonna be like... more than one coffee

me: yuh. All the coffee. *waves a tenner around*

all the baristas: O.O

cashier: okay... so 2 coffees?

me: if fit moar, do it.

cashier: might overflow...

me: I DON'T CARE. GIMME.

everyone: o.o