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And YES I WILL TAG ALL OF THE GLAGGLES
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Yuri
And YES I WILL TAG ALL OF THE GLAGGLES
the sequel dequel!
finished
💥 - HI. I’m in a joyous mood today
Zorker has a SLIGHT bit of sentience. just enough to comprehend and form actual feelings. At one point they’ve tried to voice how they’re feeling, but was quickly brushed off by most of the other variants. because of this, sometimes they sneak into the kitchen and vent out how ACTUALLY stressful it is to be holding a gun and do shit 24/7 while kruzzit cooks and listens
Actually no. I think I’m in a very angered mood actually i think im gonna…. Be angsty today.
so prior to the boss trio getting along with eachother (in a not very… good way but it works ig), it was genuine HELL to deal with. risio was doing its job a-okay, but BORGACK??? oh MMANNN. he was dealing with quite abit….. psst psst borgacklet psst. Sometimes it’d get SO bad he wouldn’t even partake in trying to defeat the statue. i mean. how would he? how could he ever do his job when he can’t even find a reason to get out of bed then? gergro wouldn’t understand why such a grumpy, red guy, especially one who dealt a lot of damage, would be so… unmotivated and all.
they’d often substitute random variants or stronger enfosi out for borgack. which is kinda terrifying. Imagine being a little rookie being carried and all of the sudden you get split in half by the extreme force of glogga ramming themselves into you. or like. Having to deal with a fat orange mech with fangs
— EXPLODING anon!!! 💥💥
Joy!!!
AWWWW. AWWWWW. IM TAKING THIS. This is so sweet.. ok? Aside from the uh. Yknow. This is kinda wholesome:}
wait no don’t do this to me. Please.
They bond by beating up the glaggle gang… and getting beaten BY the glaggle gang… ok.. explodes…
HE’S GRIEVING LEAVE HIM ALONEEEE💔💔💔 Someone resurrect his son:( Gergro. Gergro I’m gonna have to hit you with a bat on this one.
When you think you’re only killing weak enfosi but the purple metal sonic of doom and despair skates in and lowk slimes you🙏💔
(Insert that one madoka magica scene but with the rookies in enfosi force… ifykyk)
look at my ugly ass babies!!
gave my ass a 2 hour delay. rejoice
anyway
out of all the risio variants, the Floopfang and the Glogga are the. evil cats. Floopfang would bite a glaggle in half if it didn't get enough pets and idk about Glogga hes just evil. On the other hand the Kruzzit and the Yippeeyay are the nice kitties
Idk man ive been rotted by these things -Bamella (anon)
Evil cats… good cats… doesn’t matter… I am adopting all of them…
I like how Glogga is just. Evil. No explanation. Just evil. Lowk same. Anyways! Kruzzit the nicest kitttyyyyyyyy:333333 Yippeeyay the most kitty lookingggg :333333
💥 - enphoso (HURLS. ENPHOSO EWW) has thanksgiving leftovers from 7 years ago. Uhm…… Yeah that’s my thanksgiving celebratory headcanon. Huzzah!!!!
ALSO. to answer that one floopfang question on the risio variant headcanons,, I feel like floopfang would do it to finish the job quickly, or as a last resort. but yes floopfang HAS (or would’ve) used their bite force as an advantage to kill a glaggle,
(bonus: floopfang probably would spite other variants by just swooping in and biting the victim’s head off, taking their kill. leaving whatever other variant(s) that were about to also kill said victim, with just a headless corpse.)
whenever risio powers off (or sleeps, whatever term is used for sleeping robots…), they always power off in the SAME curled up position. on the ground or something or at least somewhere they deem to be suitable for resting and charging up, comfy or not
— EXPLODING anon!!! 💥💥
Sometimes I forget people celebrate thanksgiving
Oh. Why is. Why is he like that. points at him and looks at the camera with a concerned face.
Evil menace… ohhhh I hate this this creature… so full of negativity… you are NOT golden freddy… what a loser… /aff
Kruzzit and their Evil Coworkers™️. Fights must break out often…
Do the other risio variant also do this? Also- imagine all of them curled up next to eachother in a pile. Sleeping. Dies.