#floridiots

[thedisdainfullysilentvisitor]

If the entire population of Florida is victims and criminals in witness protection that would make so much sense

[mellyhatchet]

So I made an enemy at my son's karate class today. I go out, put my son in the car from passenger side & go around to get in to find this cunt parked all over my car! I cussed & called her a fucking dumbass as she took her fucking time moving so I could get in. She made us late for his tutor lesson. I should have scratched her truck to bits. Twat. How the fuck she thinks this is ok to park like a fucktard??? I don't just have Road Rage, but I'm a Parking Lot Rage Queen as well. Especially over stupid shit like THIS! If you can't PARK it, you shouldn't fucking drive it! Grrrrr!!!! #youparklikeanasshole #parkingshame #FlorIdiots #twospotparking #iwasherefirst #whatabitchmove #whatabitch #OrmondBeach #shameonyou #youneedtoloseyourlicense #OrmondBeachAssholes #assholesofinstagram #FloridaLife #movebitchgetouttheway #dickmoves #parkinglotmorons

[floridaboiler]

Only in Florida. Take a look at the driver side window of the white car! #smh #floridiots

[mellyhatchet]

Another asshole that doesn't know how to park. #baddriver #YouParkLikeAnAsshole #twospotparking #OrmondBeach #FloridaLife #FlorIDIOTS

[mellyhatchet]

Dumbass taking up 2 parking spaces at the busy AF Post Office where I just had to circle 3 times to find a spot! So I just left them a little note that says #YouParkLikeAnAsshole #ididthat #justdidthis #MellyCranfordPix #fuckyouparking #dickheadparking #assholeparking #OrmondBeach #FloridaLife #FlorIdiots #dumbassdrivers

[themoonlitwitch]

Ever been driving and you wished you had a monster truck button so you could run over all the idiots in your way? Yeah, I wish I had that button

[dalmatiansmakemehappy]

Floridian Same Sex Marriage

​Today, for once in my lifetime, I am proud to be a Floridian. Not because we finally got an election done correctly, not because we’ve gone a month without a drug addict chewing someone’s face off, but because same sex marriage has finally been legalized. And yet, in this joyous occasion where Florida steps on the right side of history and joins 35 other states, hatred still spews. ​I get it. Same sex marriage goes against your religion. That’s great. So don’t practice same sex marriage. What is so difficult with this concept? You don’t like it, so you don’t do it. There is no reason to spoil everyone else’s happiness because you’re bitter. I don’t like tennis but you don’t see me telling people they can’t play the sport they love. Oh, but “same sex is an abomination” you say. Well guess what? That’s your opinion. Want to hear my opinion? The Catholic Church is an abomination for their archaic stances on abortion, contraception, and homosexuality. But am I in the street telling you you’re going to hell for being a Catholic? No. I am minding my own business letting you do as you please. Now please do the same on the subject of same sex marriage. ​Oh right, your bible says it’s immoral and an abomination. But wait! The United States of America is not a theocracy, it’s a democratic republic. Do you know what that means? It means your bible is irrelevant to the laws of the land. If the government wants to recognize same sex marriage, your church does not have to. That is called separation of church and state and is one of the key ideas our nation is founded upon. Oh right, the classic “our constitution is based on religious principles!” argument. Because protecting the rights of all humans is a Christian principle, and not one of humanity. Do you know what our country was really founded upon? It’s right there in the Declaration of Independence, and it’s “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.” Our country was founded on the premise that everyone had a right to pursue happiness, so who gives you the right do deny someone the right to marry the person that makes them happy? ​“My bible does!” Oh right, your bible. Well I can quote scripture too. Let’s get the whole Leviticus 18:22 quote out of the way first: “You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.” Have you ever thought that this was product of their time period? The concept of marriage was not of love, but to produce offspring to continue the family name. In modern days, this is not a necessity. “Oh but the bible transcends time!” Right, so why do we only quote this sentence in “transcending time,” and not the lines where the bible outlaws pork, advocates male domination, and insists on stoning women? Right, because it’s not convenient for you. Now it’s my turn to quote scripture. Matthew 7:1-2 states “Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you.” Does this not make judging someone for their sins a sin itself? Not only that, but you will be judged as harshly as you judge those who enter into a homosexual marriage. And I’ve read comment boards and all I can say is “May god have mercy on your soul.” But wait, it gets even better! James 2:10-11 states “For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all. For he that said, do not commit adultery, said also, do not kill. Now if thou commit no adultery, yet if thou kill, thou are become a transgressor of the law.” Now isn’t this interesting. James is pretty much telling us that all sin are equal. So basically, you judging someone for being in a same sex marriage is equivalent to you being in a same sex marriage. How does that make you feel now?

[vicariouscomedown]

This reminds me.. Why is it their highways are some of the most dangerous in the country? No mountains, no cliffs, no ice, less rain, practically straight and level road is so dangerous because floridians are on it.