#flowermetaphors

[bodhirookcargopilot-blog]

If testicles produce sperm, which in time turn into humans, then ball really is life. (self.Showerthoughts)

[warmonklibra]

Marking, treat, and stories!

Marking - I”m actually a huge wimp, so I don’t think I’ll get a tattoo, but if I ever did get one it’d probably be something sea related tbh

Treat - I really love pastries, so mostly muffins, doughnuts, etc. I also really love peppermints and mint chocolate. And thin mints. 

Stories - I can remember literally so many books. My favourite one was Mummies Made In Egypt by Aliki, because it laid out the embalming process really well and I really liked the pictures in it. It was really accurate to Ancient Egyptian art and I really liked how they looked in general. I also really liked a bunch of the books by Jan Brett like Who’s That Knocking On Crhistmas Eve, and this one book we had called the Salamander Room. That was literally so rad.

[bodhirookcargopilot-blog]

Funky Bunch Story Time #1

[9:26:26 PM] Chestopher: lets play that game where you tell a story with only one or a few words at once but you do it together

It's Funky Bunch Story Time

[9:26:28 PM] Squadrick: bill clintot

[9:26:36 PM] Squadrick: oh no….

[9:26:40 PM] Chestopher: jlETS START

[9:26:42 PM] Chestopher: i

[9:26:44 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: eat

[9:26:51 PM] Balalaika: No

[9:26:58 PM] Chestopher: spiders

[9:27:02 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: in

[9:27:04 PM] Squadrick: my

[9:27:06 PM] Balalaika: Ass

[9:27:11 PM] Chestopher: but

[9:27:14 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: instead

[9:27:20 PM] Chestopher: will

[9:27:25 PM] Squadrick: destroy

[9:27:27 PM] Balalaika: bread

[9:27:29 PM] Chestopher: for

[9:27:31 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: pudding

[9:27:35 PM] Squadrick: and

[9:27:38 PM] Chestopher: not

[9:27:40 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: knuckles

[9:27:46 PM] Balalaika: jesus

[9:27:51 PM] Chestopher: fuck

[9:28:06 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: shit

[9:28:09 PM] Chestopher: piss

[9:28:14 PM] Squadrick: dickS

[9:28:19 PM] Chestopher: WHOS

[9:28:22 PM] Balalaika: Mormon-jesus

[9:28:39 PM] Chestopher: Jazz

[9:28:42 PM] Squadrick: pants

[9:28:45 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: spirit child

[9:28:52 PM] Chestopher: in my

[9:28:57 PM] Balalaika: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICk

[9:32:24 PM] Chestopher: Funky story time number one:

[9:32:30 PM] Chestopher: I eat no spiders in my ass but instead will destroy bread for pudding and not knuckles jesus fuck shit piss dickS WHOS mormon-jesus jazz pants spirit child in my DIIIIIIIICK

[bodhirookcargopilot-blog]

Galaxy tbh

Lauren, 2014

[bodhirookcargopilot-blog]

[8:26:39 PM] Squadrick: i lov the word dicksquad too much

[bodhirookcargopilot-blog]

Stop Mark

Lauren probably

[bodhirookcargopilot-blog]

[4:08:17 AM] Squadrick: seriously write me something i’ll write you something in all seriousness i am not joking it is 4:08 am do i look lik ei;m joking.

[4:09:06 AM] Chestopher: Lauren at 4:08 am does she look like shes joking

[bodhirookcargopilot-blog]

[4:05:23 AM] Squadrick: for real though how trash am i

[4:05:46 AM] Chestopher: how trash am i? how trash AM I? i wrote a lot of smut about a friend and her crush

[4:05:57 AM] Squadrick: [that one fish dude trying to get into the salty spittoon] how trash am i? i’m so trash i convinced my friend to keep writing self-insert fanfiction or me and a real person

[4:05:57 AM] Chestopher: without any -milk-

[4:05:59 AM] Squadrick: FUYI CK

[4:06:03 AM] Chestopher: uHYAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[4:06:10 AM] Squadrick: NOOOOOOFUCIJKDFS

[4:06:16 AM] Chestopher: THAT WAS

[4:06:21 AM] Squadrick: I LOVE US

[4:06:25 AM] Chestopher: HIGH FIVE

[4:06:30 AM] Chestopher: HOL YSHIT

[4:06:30 AM] Squadrick: we’RE NOT REAL HOW CAN BE

[4:06:32 AM] Squadrick: high FIESV