Floyd has no set mating season that can be tracked, but you can always tell when the need to breed is about to strike. If his clingy nature wasn't apparent before, it certainly is now. He can't go a minute without touching you. Draping himself over you, pulling you into his lap, nuzzling into your neck and letting his sharp teeth scrape against the sensitive skin until you're shivering.
A day later he'll have your knees pressed up to your chest as his smooth, slippery cock bullies its way into your tight cunt. The stretch an aching sort of pleasure because he was too desperate to prep you properly.
thank you Lili for inspiring and aiding this thirst that is now living in my head rent-free
I'm pretty sure fem! Azul wouldn't mind such a wonderful person like you raven!!!!!!!!
[Referencing this ask!]
I think there might have been a slight misunderstanding! I said in the original post that I wish I was fem!Azul, not that I was with fem!Azul.
I’m a big sucker for the bodyguard and butler characters, so chsvshdvshebej OTL yeah uh, if I were fem!Azul, that would be paradise for me cjehwhfsheneken
“saw this and immediately thought of you and @ne-jeido @ee-furoido”
I should feel either mildly insulted or mildly flattered, but instead I am just sitting here in pure confusion.
Why are Jade and Floyd’s earrings and black strands on the wrong sides unless the video is mirrored and yes I noticed those details no one judge me please
… Eh? No, I’m definitely not lying. Floyd is… the cutest! The smartest! The strongest! The most talented! The absolute best!
… In all seriousness, I really do appreciate you. You’re like a breath of fresh air (both figuratively and literally, since you probably knock the wind right out of the lungs of the people you wail on). It’s nice~
When I first saw your name, I thought you were an old man. I don’t think I know anyone in the modern era with the first name Floyd, so my brain just defaulted to those old timey American novels where the main character is an old farmer dude trying to make an honest living off the land. There were a lot of jokes floating around at the time of your profile’s release about you always looking “stoned out of your mind”. On top of that, your voice was super raspy and unlike anything I’d ever heard before.
You were an odd one.
But that’s alright--because being different is not bad, and oddity keeps things interesting.
I went into Twisted Wonderland not quite knowing what to expect from you. Part of me thought you’d play the role of a childish character, always carefree and marching to the beat of your own drum. The other part of me thought you would be the bodyguard type, to match your twin’s butler aesthetic and Azul’s… mob boss vibes.
To some extent, you really were like a kid. Just doing what you like, when you like… and just moody all around. In other ways, you were like a bodyguard, too. A really scary one. You could be laughing one minute while making takoyaki with strange fillings and tearing the hinges off a door the next to hunt down some misbehaving guppies.
But!! You can be charming at times, too. Your shirt may not be fully buttoned, but you really care about your shoes appearance despite that. It’s also adorable how you give everyone nicknames! And though you create chaos and squeeze victims wherever you go… that’s just your way of expressing yourself and having fun.
I was scared of your giggle at first, but it has two sides to it. It can be frightening, and it can be cute, because you have that gap moe charm about you. You never know when it comes to you, and that’s part of the excitement. Nowadays, your goofy grin brings me more joy than fear. I think I agree with Jade when I say that I want to see you always happy and smiling.
You’re a genius, but you don’t flaunt it like typical genius-type characters do. You live freely, regardless of what others say, and that’s something to be admired. Life’s more fun without restraints and rules, isn’t it? You keep on being you, Floyd.
… You’re pretty popular, you know that? Probably the most popular boy--and for good reason. That meme… “Well, mark me down as both scared and horny” pretty much summarizes the fandom’s feelings toward you. I’ve literally watched several of my friends break down in hysterics when it was Jade that got the limited Halloween SSR card and not you. The whole fandom has been waiting months and months for you to finally take center stage in an event. I hope that you’re able to shine sometime soon…!!
Again, happy birthday.
I look forward to seeing all the havoc and chaos you’ll bring to us in the years to come.
Wow found an asmr video where I swear the voice actor sounds just like jade and floyd. They kiss your ears! The asmr artist is called B.t.h.S.t.h and the dolphin i guess represents Jade in his videos while the shark represents floyd. You should check them out!
Uwaaaah~ It really does sound like Jade and Floyd...!! 😳 So relaxing~ This would be great to listen to to help me fall asleep, ahahah...
The Diasomnia insomnia has been getting to me lately. Must be the stress of final exams, paired with the inability to write anything but boring project papers. All I want is nothing more than to be lulled asleep by the waves gently lapping against the shore... and the tweels in either ear.
2. His smile!! I mean, Floyd already smiles a lot, but it looks way more relaxed and natural here. HE’S EVEN SHOWING OFF HIS TEEFIES. That wink, too! Too cute~
3. TH-THAT SHOE PIN ASDIHDBAIAUNDASIUDSDAIND IT’S ODD BUT IT SUITS HIM SOMEHOW SJFNAONDAODDDA
4. Ah, yes. Classic Floyd. Of course his shirt isn’t properly jdnaodasndaodasondad done up... BUT IT’S OKAY WE LOVE YOU ANYWAY--
5. Have you seen his hands? They’re way smoother than I expected them to be from how much trouble he gets up to, and from jasndjandjnda playing a sport like basketball. Perfect for h*nd h*lding!
