#floyd tesseract

[heljay]

Doodles a handful of Chimera Squad NPCs (The hosts of I Say/You Say and You Should Have Believed)

Yes it did hurt me inside to give Glorgo lips 😔

👽 Anyway I have a Ko-Fi and there's stuff on it

[dreadblades]

Transcribing my favourite Chimera Squad conversations, pt. 9 (Rescue Outspoken D.J., Encounter 3)

Floyd Tesseract: Always knew XCOM would come for me. Didn't see it going down like this.

Whisper: Holy crap, it's Floyd Tesseract!

Godmother: Great. This guy.

Floyd Tesseract: I'm just as underwhelmed.

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Torque: Oh no. We preemptively lost the hostage. There was nothing we could have done.

Floyd Tesseract: That's what I expected from XCOM.

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Claymore: The sectoid prepper?

Floyd Tesseract: I prepare you against future indoctrination.

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Patchwork: The ranty guy? I expected more spittle at the corners of his mouth.

Floyd Tesseract: Preposterous. I posess no natural oral lubricant.

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Blueblood: The conspiracy theorist?

Floyd Tesseract: Oh, they aren't theories.

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Axiom: Don't care. You move when we say.

Floyd Tesseract: Story of my life.

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Zephyr: I thought he'd be taller.

Floyd Tesseract: You could say I'm a late bloomer.

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Shelter: The angry man? Who thinks everything is linked to... Everything else?

Floyd Tesseract: Oh, but it is.

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Verge: "Floyd". You were just as insufferable during the invasion.

Floyd Tesseract: "Verge". You were just as self-righteous.

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Terminal: Oh, wow! I am the biggest fan of your show.

Floyd Tesseract: No autographs in a combat zone.

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Cherub: The guy from You Should Have Believed?

Floyd Tesseract: You don't fit my demographic.

Cherub: Darn it.

Floyd Tesseract: But demographics are a lie built to justify short-term decision-making.

Cherub: Hooray?

Whisper: Mr. Tesseract? We need to get you out of there.

Floyd Tesseract: I know the drill. I devised the drill. Head down, follow orders, keep living.

Floyd Tesseract: Old habits die hard.

[biggestart]

Art from a BB Gun Show stream of XCOM: Chimera Squad.