I've been TNR-ing a colony of cats on my block, and it's time for some introductions (so we can all laugh at the cats.) introducing the Dracula colony!
Dracula - all black female. big eyes, pointy ears. sleek, fast, quiet. her first instinct when placed inside was to climb up the walls and attempt to punch out the top half of my windows. being in a room with her does feel like you're being Watched. name accuracy: 4/5. one point off for not attempting to draw blood
Mina - grey tabby female. soft, friendly, underweight. has had at least two litters this summer. loving, demanding, and has the worlds quietest meow (she doesn't meow even, she beeps.) willing and able to smack around her kittens for being idiots. loves a routine. name accuracy: 5/5
Jonathan - grey tuxedo. suspected father of the kittens. BIG BOI. has two moods: dopey neighborhood idiot or Vicious. soft as hell and an excellent fighter. the only cat of the colony to get me. name accuracy: 5/5, one for each scratch
THE KITTENS. all grey tabbies.
Quincey - gender TBD. the only cat to escape TNR so far. a cowboy. smart as a whip and the most likely to jump at any sound. name accuracy: 5/5
Lucy - sleek li'l girl. nervous. startled. attached to Arthur.
Arthur - floofy little boy. stupid as hell. the only cat I trapped three times in a row, twice after the neuter surgery. attached to Lucy. name accuracy: 5/5 for both.
Van Helsing - a girl. the runt. the fluffiest. has the facial expression of gene wilder in young frankenstein. confused and yelling about it. came out of the spat weighing 2 POUNDS. name accuracy: 4/5. 1 point off for not being wise and well-learned yet.
(this post is for the @re-dracula mods)
