My weird ass dreams episode 1.
So since I have been getting back into The Vampire Diaries I have noticed watching it right up until I fall asleep is starting to influence my dreams...a lot, so I thought I would tell you about it.
So I was walking through a rocky terrain with Elena, Stephan, Bonnie and Caroline, we were searching for a cave that Damon was being held captive in by some sort of vampire God?? I don’t know. We came to a large drop off a cliff’s edge and we were trying to figure out how to get down and Stephan was like we should be safe and take the long way down, but I was like fuck that let’s jump and then proceeded to jump off the cliff. When we got to the base of the cliff there was a man standing in front of me, and he was another vampire god and I begged him to show us the was to the cave but he refused, then Elena tried to convince him but got no where, he had a huge gold chain around his neck with a ruby in it and I asked him for a closer look at it, so he took it off and handed it to me. As soon as he took it off the dude turned into a giant fluffy creature it was so cute and huge, after i took the chain off him he was much nicer and ended up showing us the way to the cave.
When we were walking I decided to put the chain and see if it suited but I felt myself becoming enraged and began being a dick to everyone, then it felt like it was burning the skin around my neck and I couldn’t take it off but Elena manged to, so we put it in some box for safe keeping. The fluffy vampire God showed us the ‘cave’ which was really a house, so we went in searching for Damon and we found him drinking with Alice and Jasper from Twilight...weird. We all joined in on the drinking and after awhile I noticed Jasper had disappeared I went looking for him and found him going through my bag to get the chain, I tried to stop him but he put it on and turned into a woman who also happened to be a vampire hunter... So this chick starts shooting at us and we are trying to get away but she has vampire speed like the rest of us and caught up pretty fast. None of us could catch her to try kill her and then I remembered that I had orange juice in my bag and vampire hunters only weakness is orange juice... again weird but anyway i whipped out the juice and managed to get close enough to spray it on her and she like just burst into flames and me and Damon both whisper ‘Cool’ at the same time and do the whole ‘Eyyy’ thing.
So we go back to Mystic Falls and apparently somehow I managed to get Alice to be my girlfriend and turned out that she hated Jasper because he always wore odd socks..
And then I woke up but yeah that was one of my weird dreams, stay tuned for the next episode!