#flutterwhisper

[residents-of-the-darkforest]

oohhh now all i can imagine is flutter hosting wwe styled matches

"aaandd in this corner , we have alderstar , leader of shadowclan!" *loud whooping and shouting*

"aanddd in the other corner , we have haremaw , warrior of thunderclan!" *overwhelmingly loud booing an insults*

"now who do you think'll win or lose folks ?? cast ur stones now!" *dozens of stones with 'LOSER' painted on them in dried blood pelt haremaw*

i think an interesting match-up would b blackdawn vs smokeroot vs swanthroat . worst mothers ever duke it out between each other (hell u can throw in rainflower too even)

This is 1000% a thing that happens, this is canon

[residents-of-the-darkforest]

i liek 2 imagine that flutterwhisper's an his gang's whole thing of beating tha shit out of tha worst df residents starts when flutterwhisper accidentally stumbles upon haremaw or sumn, an haremaw being haremaw prolly hits him an then flutter's friends come in an get a Wonderful Idea ! an so begins them jus rounding up tha worst df cats an either making them beat tha shit out of each other or beating tha shit out them . flutterwhisper even makes a new cage using tha roots of one of tha larger df trees 2 keep them in <3

and because it's the Dark Forest almost everyone is super into it. Many fight just because, and to beat the shit out of those guys in front of a crowd. They take bets on who they think will win (or who they think will lose, cause they don't want to celebrate a douche winning)