Mar 11, 2025
What’s going on?
YOU THINK I KNOW???
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What’s going on?
YOU THINK I KNOW???
WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT IS HAPPENING.
I'm back in the fucking mud. did I just??? fever dream that???
Wait, why is André in his ball. hold on
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[A video. Do you watch?]
Rei is laying face-down on some grass, covered in dried, crusted mud. A pale snout is nudging them from off camera - panning the camera over, it's revealed to be a ponyta. The person holding the camera is crouched down next to them.
Rei murmurs something indistinct at the touch of the ponyta.
"Hey-- Hey, are you alright?"
André's pokeball pulses. He's in the pokeball, but agitated.
Rei groans.
"What?" they say groggily.
"Are you alright?" the stranger repeats.
"Obviously not," Rei snarks, albeit mumbly.
"Right, of course!" They sound apologetic. "I'll call you a taxi, we can get you to a hospital."
"What? No, the Zoroark--" they struggle to push themselves onto their side.
"What zoroark? Is that your pokemon?"
"No! It's--" they pause, feeling the dry ground. "It's... not here...?"
A sigh of relief.
"Wait, but what happened to the--"
A flash of bright light, and the video ends.
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hey have you seen anything you think is funny or cool happen recently?
what??? how is this relevant right now?????
oh you've gotta be fucking kidding me. the. zoroark thing is back. fuck.
wait. this isn't where we stopped.