#flying fucks

[rathenarts]

So sorry to disappoint anyone who was expecting anything sensible from me XD but here we have yet another Flying Fuck. (Wearing a thread-crochet Pride cock ring, because why not.) This one is going to be a gift, for a dear friend who got a good laugh out of the ones I'd already made and asked if he could have one too. I am delighted to oblige because we have been friends for many years and I'm happy to provide him with a reminder that I will, indeed, always give a fuck about him. ❤️

[Sirdar Happy Cotton yarn in black, 3mm crochet hook / Ariadna vintage crochet thread size 8, various colours, 0.75mm crochet hook.]

[lilrebelkat69]

[cosmicdingbat]

Been silly with some of my latest swtor screenshots! ;) lol!

[annasfridge]

Friday vibe.

[megs-readstoomuch]

🌬

[iwouldliketobutteryourmuffins]

[photofeesh]

My new favorite saying ❤️

[rathenarts]

After a very long and stressful few weeks lately, I found myself exhausted, overwhelmed and with absolutely no fucks left to give. So obviously, the only thing to do was make some more...

Initially based on a pattern bought from Ana.Mey.Crochets on Etsy, modified and tweaked in various directions by me. Inspired by @tkingfisher's famous phalloi drawings and the ancient Roman "fascinus" protective amulets, hence why these little guys have paws and wings (the latter of which, I suppose, technically makes them flying fucks...)

They are very tame btw and would make adorable pets:

(Technical details: Sirdar Happy Cotton amigurumi yarn in various shades, 3mm crochet hook.)