Megs

She/Her. Adult. 43. Wife. Mother. My back hurts when I wake up. I say fuck more than I should and still disappoint my mother.

[megs-readstoomuch]

Alec: Magnus and I are leaving now. Clary is in charge and I left notes for each of you with instructions.

Jace: Mine just says “JACE NO”?

Alec: And you can apply that to any situation.

Simon: Mine says “Don’t touch anybody”? Don’t you mean anyTHING?

Alec: I do not.

Isabelle: ::pause::…HEY!

Clary: Take me with you.

[megs-readstoomuch]

Alec, reading a fortune cookie: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Jace, with a mouth full of cookie: Kill two.

[the-wolf-and-moon]

Aldebaran, Alpha Tauri

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i love adhd. i have a lot to do at work today. i take my meds. i open the word document. i immediately misspell “benzodiazepines.” i go on tumblr to post “benzodiazepenis….” for the mutualés. and then it’s 45 minutes later and ive caught up on tumblr and checked the weather and read a fic and texted an ex and ordered new pens and looked up a recipe for chicken pot pie and posted about adhd and done zero work.

[nyansense-the-nyanbinary]

you CANNOT leave this in the tags that's so perfect and accurate

Yeagh for fuckin real...

[guerrillatech]

[megs-readstoomuch]

Is proximity to tampons dangerous to boys, Megyn?

[antoniabishop]

this would work on me

[llibrastar]

jess and rory if they met in college vibes

[thememedaddy]

[khaleesiofalicante]

Linette Owens: *calls Edmund a dangerous lunatic*

Edmund Herondale: 

Tessa Gray: *attacks Will with a jug*

Will Herondale: 

Clary Fray: *calls the police upon meeting Jace*

Jace Herondale: 

Ty Blackthorn: *holds Kit at knifepoint*

Kit Herondale: 

HERONDALES & THEIR DANGER KINK - AN ENDLESS SAGA

[clarystelee]

Julian: What should we do now? We have some time to kill

Mark: [visibly worried] W-who would we even kill

Emma: Zara. Let's go

Julian: NO

[losmuertosnosufren]

whoever got my voodoo doll, massage the back a lil pls

[standardmariaincorrectquotes]

The Clave: Teenagers are always running around giving their opinions, but they would actually NEVER survive a day in power; they would simply not know what to do and see all their plans crumble.

Also the Clave: Herondale! Open this pickle jar for me.

[persephonebutdepressed]

my favourite coping mechanism is buying books

[megs-readstoomuch]

Literally spent $300 when I was told I was having a miscarriage.

[dustandducks]

Christopher is too precious for this world 😭

[megs-readstoomuch]

Well. This didn’t age well, DID IT? 😭😭😭

[glittercallisto19-deactivated20]

Never speak to me or my 452 unread books again

[tryworks]

what they dont tell you about growing up as a very lonely little girl is that you grow up and still a part of you remains that very lonely little girl

[aeskidz]

jace and alec's bond is so important to me,, nobody gets them like I do.

[wikitpowers]

oh how i miss the tmi gang :(

artist: @cassandrajean <3