Now to bob and Linda
I think fm! Bob wouldn't talk to the burgers he'd just prepare them while staring blankly
To be honest we don't need to change Linda we just have to make her a murderer 😭
Teddy on the other hand
I think fm! Teddy is a unlicensed handy man who has a page on the dark web where he gets hired for torture devices hacker machines or any technological dirty work you can't do yourself, teddy has let himself go unkempt beard ripped beanie semi buttoned shirt with a weird stain on it, he especially likes Bob because he's the only customer who gave him hospitality. By bye
I like to think Fresh Meat!Bob talks to things/food constantly. To the point where when in the restaurant, Teddy or Mort will respond (not realising) and Bob snaps like "I wasn't talking to you" before returning to conversing with a burger or spatula lmao. I enjoy imagining Bob muttering in the kitchen, teddy asking Linda what's going on and she's just like "oh he's arguing with the stove top again. They'll sort it out soon they always do"