For the FMA Villains week prompt: Reunion
Imagine if Hughes came back as ghost and just haunted envy to get revenge. But did it in a really Hughesy way, like putting up pictures of his daughter wherever he goes and writing on the wall, but not creepy messages. Instead its things like puns and “Isn’t my wife lovely?” And there’s an arrow pointing to a picture of her.
Also, Envy is the only one who can hear or see him, so he’s talking Envy’s ear off and Envy’s arguing back at him and everyone just thinks envy is crazy.
Bonus:
Hughes getting on envy’s case every time he does something terrible:
“Really envy? Are you going to betray little Mei after she was so nice to you? She even gave you a blanket for your jar!”
“Shut up! You aren’t my dad! Don’t tell me what to do!”
*while they were in gluttony* “Envy! Spit Edward out right this instant! Don’t make me count to three!”