Marry, fuck, kiss, cuddle, kill but here's the kicker. A variety of Superman(s): Brandon Routh, Christopher Reeves, Tyler Hoechlin, Tom Welling, Henry Cavill
Ooh GIRL
This is actually real interesting here we go (also this is gonna see me choosing by their Superman and not as actors:
Marry: Brandon’s Clark, because I KNOW there’s Clark’s full dorky puppy under there dying to get out, it’s just that Bryan Singer is awful. That’s my choice.
Fuck: Henry’s Clark, not that I only value him for his body, because there is ALSO a lovely Clark under there waiting to get out, but this is mostly just because I would rather marry Brandon’s Clark.
Kiss: Tyler’s Clark. I think he’s a cutie (his intro in Supergirl’s season 2 premiere is LITERALLY my favorite thing EVER WHAT A CUTE LITTLE--) but like. Meh.
Cuddle: Christopher’s Clark, because no, I am NOT going to kill Reeve’s Superman.
Kill: Tom’s Clark, mostly because I’ve actually seen less Smallville than I have classic Superman, and no his cameo in Crisis doesn’t count. Besides, I can always just imagine he’s this bitch:
Raise your hands if you watch Lucifer and you know who this man is and understand why I would love to see him Dead
(Send Me Five Names To Marry, Fuck, Kiss, Cuddle, or Kill!)
