Nissan al Gaib

Use your fingers to gently squeeze the almonds and loosen the skin from them. Careful, if you squeeze too hard they'll shoot across the room-- which is fun, but not super practical! You can squeeze them from one hand into another to keep them from "launching" too far.

[sickstees-deactivated20240119]

iconic outfits in shows and movies

— Elaine Benes (Seinfeld)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus explained that “She definitely dictated her own style. She was not somebody who dressed super-sexy. That wasn’t her vibe.”

(most of these screencaps were found from @dailyelainebenesoutfits 💓)

[teathattast]

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[lesbianraskolnikov]

Every time I see that quote I think of this

[redlipstickresurrected]

Julia Soboleva (Latvian-Russian, b. Latvia, based Stoke-on-Trent, England) - The fire that drank the shadow it swallowed all the lies the malice of the mind desire and control fear.

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[fallingtowers]

my promising gardening career was cut short when i was mauled by a rampaging basil plant

[fallingtowers]

you can use this handy mnemonic to remember the planets of the solar system

[devilishdescent]

mercury penus gearth cars wupiter caturn shuranus weptune iluto wluto mluto bluto aluto rluto bluto pluto

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[softwaring]

[eroscestlavie]

What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know

[grimalditeuthis]

cats are so naturally skilled at Writhing In Sunbeam. i wish i had even a fraction of this talent but instead i just have all these bones

[ashtabharya-deactivated20240717]

[probuccalfat]

everyone told me not to bring the monkey.

[allsadnshit]

"Growing Around Grief"

Lois Tonkin, 1996

[notaprincessimyourqueen]

we are really not mad enough about climate change

[everythingfox]

Cat proof

[depsidase]