#fml lmaoo

[tetsuka]

What if I dropped a series and left again? 😐

[luceygoosey9]

the concept of spring allergies can go fuck itself istg

why does it feel like I have a cold this is actually the worst

[demetriusyeet]

After four years of bus driving it finally happened: my glasses fucking fell off my face into my bus engine while checking the oil (if you haven’t seen the doghouse of flat-nose front engine just trust me)

So I go to shop: helpppp (puppy eyes) my glasses fell inside my engine

Shop: how far? can you see them?

My blind ass: …. well I can’t lmaoooo

[scottishstoner]

Day shift today urgh start in an hour (9am)

[killyourrdarlingss]

I wrote such a cool work about Duke today I'm so fuckim proud of it but it's heavy as hell lmao

[sfnerdherdarchive]

Dick isn't hard to find. Just walk outside, you'll get 20 offers.

William Haynes