#fml website

[fr3nchtoastcrunch]

I don't care how much of a staunch atheist you may be. If reading this doesn't make your blood boil, you are mentally ill.

FML is a pretty funny website for the most part, but there are times where it makes you wish that you could strange people through a screen.

There's a lot of religious extremists out there, to the point that extreme atheists tend to get overshadowed entirely. This should serve as a fine reminder that extremists will always exist on both sides of the coin on any issue.

FML.com website is pretty anti-religion for the most part, so the fact that this story has received such overwhelmingly negative reception should really tell you something.

[fr3nchtoastcrunch]

I just submitted an awful (and slightly fake) story to FML.com and now I feel terrible about it. I need to talk about it right now before I go to bed, or I'll stay up all night thinking about it.

[Trigger Warning]

It's a (somewhat) made-up account about how I dealt with a p*d0 teacher harassing a family member (who is a minor) using...well, certainly not very civil methods.

The family member in question (who is in fact a minor) and also my sister (an adult, unmentioned, but I'm including her anyway) did in fact have issues with creepy teachers, but I did nothing of the sort. Actually, my dad took matters into his own hands both times, but still.

I don't know why I would lie about something like that, especially something that could potentially ruin my life if it were to be taken seriously and people figured out who it was that wrote it. Even though it's at least half-true, I still feel like such an awful person for it.

I'm seriously hoping that it gets rejected. I'm such a dumbass piece of shit. I'm telling you, please don't make up stories on the internet for fake internet points. Especially if it's a super risky one like that.

Always think long and hard about what you're going to put out there before you hit the submit button; that goes for everything.

[doramelburne]

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML