#fmst post

[furiousmoneysuitcaseturtle]

i can't get over the fact that jkr goes on about female rights and empowerment when she made a book series romanticising a racist incel 😳

[furiousmoneysuitcaseturtle]

you're in love with snape

no im just using him for his massive dong 😔✌

[furiousmoneysuitcaseturtle]

are you seeing your 20s melt away in a mass of mindless scrolling, sleeping, and comfort eating, or are you mentally stable

[furiousmoneysuitcaseturtle]

Jigsaw: Here's a knife, whoever chops the highest weight of flesh off their body will go free, the other dies a painful death :)

Me: *chops off my head*

Jigsaw:

[furiousmoneysuitcaseturtle]

Love it when u forget to take sertraline for like 2 days and then have 5 nightmares in 1 night lmao

[furiousmoneysuitcaseturtle]

I sincerely hate catholicism (see: magdalene laundries, child sex scandals, anti-LGBT, lying to disabled people that miracles can cure them, etc)

But damn if the imagery isn't fucking banging and an amazing literary device

[furiousmoneysuitcaseturtle]

rereading the part where soichiro yagami crashes into sakura tv hq, I gotta say that dick game has gotta be immaculate

[furiousmoneysuitcaseturtle]

So y'all are telling me you believe you can shift to alternate realities and retain the knowledge you gain there, but instead of going to med school in a reality that has the cure for cancer, y'all are going to fucking hogwarts