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phone guy being related to one of afton's victims is SUCH a fucked up headcanon i love it

however,

[image id: the 'wanna see me do x / wanna see me do it again' spongebob meme. on both panels, spongebob is labelled as 'william afton'. in panel 1, the rock/mountain is labelled as 'henry & charlie emily', while in the second panel, it is labelled as 'phone guy & fritz/cassidy/andrew/whichever kid he's related to that's killed by afton'.

in panel one, spongebob (or, as implied by the labelling, william afton) says, "want to see me ruin the life of someone who works for me by killing their younger relative?", while in the second panel, he says, "want to see me do it again?". end id.]

i had a vision

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Michael going home to watch vampire soap operas immediately after burning down a children's pizzeria

(hi guys, uh, I might be back, eel oh eel)

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Anyway um. I made these, do with them as you will

(PSA I didn't make the original Freddy photo I just added the pride flags & flames lol)

#what has my life come to #anyway credits to whoever made the freddy flipping me off photo kudos to them #fnaf #freddy fazbear #glamrock freddy #fnaf sb #fnaf shitposts #uhm. hehe hoohoo

Ever get so tired of FNAF lore that you realize it’d just be easier to fill the gaps in with the concept that Scott’s getting inspiration from people’s AUs? Here’s a semi-joke theory that ignores Miketrap, assumes that The Twisted Ones really did mean to imply that Charlie and Sammy were switched at birth, and then jams it all into the popular @ask-the-nightshift’s AU, because for some reason it almost just fits like that.

Note I haven’t read the AU myself I just realized coincidences with what I do know, this is 100% a joke. I hope. It comes together more than I want it to actually?

anyway if Charles the phone guy was also the crying fnaf 4 kid.. which made me remember the old fnaf1 theories that phone guy was the victim of the Bite, and has a damaged frontal lobe (part of the brain that controls fear). There are phone guy lines hidden in FNAF 4 files during the night, and both characters do seem to die while heavily related to a Golden Freddy.

Anyway this is a semi-real theory I have going but it fits someone’s old AU so much I can’t take myself seriously anymore, I’m tired, here’s today’s theory fodder.

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Headcanon that Michael can actually dance really really well, but he also dances out of the blue when he gets scared and/or nervous.

Like, imagine he's about to be scooped, and he starts fucking tap dancing out of fear. Or when he saw William/Springtrap for the first time in like, 30 years, he starts moon walking. And everytime he does this, the animatronic/person threatening him just looks at him like😀. He can't control it either, it's literally his flight or fight response.