On the top we have Asterion, the mythic minotaur of Minos. In my headcanon, Asterion is an absolute himbo and that plays a part in his being stuck in the labyrinth. He has an exit available but can't find it bc of his aforementioned himboness and awful sense of direction.
On the bottom, we have The Mari Lwyd a character <icon> from Welsh Folklore. Home girl is a hobby horse <like the toy with a stick and a plush horse head> with an actual horse skull and fabric that hides the rest of her body. According to the tales, Miss Lwyd goes from house to house seeking entry and the homeowners booze. What is essentially a rap battle transpires between our party Animal and the homeowner. Whoever drops the most fire bars wins. If Mari wins she gets all the booze. If the homeowner wins she moves on.