#fooma

[ashmedai-hamelech]

you said you liked brats. dude how are puzzles and riddles not bratty. no theres no spare key, you have to do the puzzle. no i cant do it for you i can only give you clues if you solve my riddles in less than three guesses thats how this WORKS

[trueoathbreaker]

YAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ashmedai-hamelech]

its so funny bc you guys talk about rarepairs while not knowing the meaning of the word

[ashmedai-hamelech]

hate it when ao3 goes down. we make fun of ipad babies nowadays but you bitches are on a whole other level of open-mouth coughing. how do you fare when your house has a power outage? what do you do when the blue canary by your lightswitch goes out? “im such a dirty bitch who needs her SMUT” you get scared when a black person sits near you on the bus. rap music makes you collapse psychologically like that one guy from akria. if stonewall happened today you’d be telling them to vote

[ashmedai-hamelech]

fiddler on the roof sequel where Motel gets into drag after his sewing machine breaks down and thats literally the only other place where he can find a job. tevye goes to the ballroom to confront him and the ensuing public debate between the queens and shtetlites closely mirrors the story of the oven of aknai. they spend ages arguing about how different they are while in every statement demonstrating that their cultures speak exactly the same language: exile. Divine is there

[ashmedai-hamelech]

the fucking last line of this. shes not just calling puppygirls mannish, shes subtly comparing them to fucking buffalo bill

[ashmedai-hamelech]

i love israeli ceasefires bc they make a big stink about how much of a sacrifice it is for them and then you read the agreement and theres a clause that says “we don’t have to abide by this if we dont want to actually”

[ashmedai-hamelech]

vox being disabled (just a screen you have to carry around) and becoming a victim alongside angel dust at val’s hands. vox suffering thing angel has been dealing with for years for the first time. angel becoming sympathetic over time, because he knows from experience that what vox is going through is proportionate punishment. vox has a mute button so if you press it and put him down facing the wall he has literally no way of communicating with anyone