“Yeah, Kirby? What's up, I'm kinda busy here.”
“When are we going out? I've been waiting next to the bag for hours and hours!”
“We went out. Me snd Rosy went today.”
“But I didn't see any pictures, and you were only out an hour.”
“Yeah. the human went to the chiropodist.”
“Like a doctor who cuts all the lumpy bits off their paws. See, no dry skin.”
“Huuuumans don't have those, little one.”
“Ahh! Oh, hi Longcat, you surprised me.”
“So humans don't got toebeans? Why not?”
“They just don't. Only dry bits, that we gotta rub with a file and cream so they don't get too big.”
“Ohhh, Spanky's doing good then.”
“Yeah. Can one of you pass the foot butter?”
“Here you go. So… when you done this will we go out again?”
“Probably not. The human drank too many beers last night, and felt sick. So they went to their appointment, came back, and fell asleep.”
“No tea today, Kirby. But if you're good, you can go with Tree and Marina tomorrow.”
“Yaaaaay! I'm going out again! I'm going out tomorrow,, I hope we go somewhere fun, and–”
“You have to be good. And that means don't wake the huuuman.”
*more quietly* "Yaaaaay! My turn to go out!”