#fops posting

[maybeafoxdefinitelyagirl]

hey now

you're a pornstar

take your clothes off

get laid

[maybeafoxdefinitelyagirl]

just pouncing on it, crazy style

[maybeafoxdefinitelyagirl]

line up a bunch of enbies eating each other out, call that a theysie chain

[maybeafoxdefinitelyagirl]

idly touching myself as i fall asleep, something i almost never do. normally, adhd dictates that i chase the dopamine, and years of sexual repression dictate that i not linger.

but i came earlier today, don't really want to cum at the moment, i'm a bit high, and there's nothing else to distract me.... a caress here, a squeeze there, maybe a pump or two.... 😌

[maybeafoxdefinitelyagirl]

somewhere there's a polycule of trans folks named Winter, Storm, and Fern, feeling very proud of what they've wrought this weekend

[maybeafoxdefinitelyagirl]

my phone just gave me both of these autocompletes and i find them very funny

(the incomplete text reads "gender dysph". the suggested completions are "dysphagia" and "dysplasia")

[maybeafoxdefinitelyagirl]

when walmart and toys r us merge it'll be called walrus

[maybeafoxdefinitelyagirl]

a few weeks ago, my brain cooked up "diverticuligma", free of any context or justification, and it's been stuck in my head ever since

guess it's your problem now, too?