Untittied (for now)

but with the wonders of modern pharmaceuticals... 😈 35, transfem, poly, sub we're also plural but this blog is just mine

[saintofconsang]

[rainworldtips]

if stuck in a tight spot, you can lez out with friendly or hostile lizards

[sapphireh3arts]

if your council doesn't have a fat girl, i don't trust it

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

you all do NOT understand the magnitude at which I NEED to be called slut and whore and cocksleeve and fucktoy and an easy lay by the people who are fucking me

[doemiqwerty]

Denial play but it's watching someone fuck up real bad at playing your favorite game

[catboybiologist]

Can someone find me a screenshot of that tweet that's like "one of the little joys of the internet is watching shy depressed nerdy introvert boys become self obsessed hot girls" bc it's really hard to search for properly and I've found nothing so I'm using your collective saved memes as my database

Thanks in advance

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

THE MELODRAMATIC HOT GIRL SHITPOSTER TWEET

I love this tweet so much I stole part of it for my blog header. This request was written for ME

[catboybiologist]

Fucking THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS EXACTLY IT

[peachylildyke]

are we still into this meme format or

(image description under the “read more” and in the alt text, and it is sexually explicit if you are concerned about that for any reason)

DESCRIPTION: An edited version of the “two sodas” meme. A person with light skin is pressing two buttons on a fountain soda machine at the same time, implying they can’t decide between two options and want both. The first soda has a blue label and in white text it says “Mommy fucking me from behind & holding my head down to choke on another pretty dyke's cock <3 [heart]”. The second soda has a red label and in white text it says “another pretty dyke fucking me from behind & holding my head down to choke on Mommy's cock <3 [heart]”.

[ashes2caches]

many trans girls have a difficult time not worshipping the asses of other trans girls.

[camelidae]

Reminder that your local foxing society will be re-commencing their annual meetings this month! They meet from dusk to gloaming in the spooky, autumnal wood. This week’s topics of interest will be yowling, yammering, and, of course, yippering!

[paleprayer]

people are not erotic enough anymore, like why as an adult are you afraid of seeing/being perverse and sexy

[analog-delight]

telling your plural gf to go the bathroom

[cutie-chimera]

Today marks 37 years old and 4 years into my transition.

This was me 4 years ago. 3 weeks on HRT 33 years old.

This is me today.

DON'T YOU EVER let "It's to late for me" slip into your heart because my sweet and beautiful sisters. You are just a few short years away from the best years of your life.

Go on get it 💪

[analog-delight]

*loads 2 D-cell batteries into a wireless microphone before sliding it into a mic stand and cocking it like a shotgun*

INJECT ESTROGEN TODAY

[tomhoppusdelonge]

I need to jerk off for like maybe 3-4 hours and then make a pot of soop

[ohbo-ohno]

bringing this to tumblr because a realer thing has literally never been said

[nekomimidusteon]

lifestyle tip: you can use Teeth on Girls to get Soft Moans

[sister-lucifer]

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

[rhyme-plus-zombie]

sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it