Feb 27, 2021
@blessedxsilence
Dear Clarice,
I understand you are in need of a new therapist. I would offer but the American Psychological Association’s supervisory board has strict rules about doctor-patient romantic entanglements.... That and there’s the whole they-disbarred-me-thing-for-being-a-cannibalistic-serial-killer... What I can offer you is this lovely bowl of ramen. I shall ignore your inner-eight-year-olds’ desire for “orange soda”.... Hopefully your time with me will only serve to elevate your palate.
Ta-ta for now, 💕 -H. 😘
