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please god release me from my period cramps and give them to james hetfield instead
Jason when ollie shows up and roy does the scent equivalent of curling in on himself in a little ball. And then ollie calls roy pup. And it’s not how Bruce or lex or Clark call Jason pup- it’s not. It’s not a show of affection. It’s not loving the way any other parent is. It feels controlling. And Roy’s eyes look so- not quite there? Like he’s too focused on what ollie wants from him to even presently focus on the situation any more because he has to listen to his “pack alpha”.
And Jason has to prevent himself from raging right then and there without any context because he knows he shouldn’t- lex and Bruce told him that he has to keep a steady head with this stuff. Scent doesn’t always tell the full story. He doesn’t know everything.
I’m obsessed with this. Ollie calls Roy “pup” and it’s a reminder of his place, it’s almost a mockery of him being an alpha, but it’s a well worn word, they clearly do this a lot. And Jason gets to see up close and personal what a Pack Alpha looks like who isn’t Clark. It’s not a kind comparison either…
When Bruce first started out the whole Batman thing, he saved a little boy from some street thugs who had a little too much to drink and not enough entertainment. He was one of the first children he rescued as Batman. A few days later he was patrolling around the same area when he sees the boy standing outside with yet another little boy, siblings, by the look of it. He spares them just another glance to make sure they’re okay and that’s when he’s spotted. He’s impressed, honestly. They wave him down.
“Mr. Batman,” the older one shouts.
“We have something for you Mr. Batman!” The other boy yells too, he can’t be older than six.
Bruce tells himself he’s just going over there to make sure the boy is alright, not because he’s soft. He’s tough, he’s vengeance, he can maybe spare a few minutes away from patrol. The boys beam at him when he stands in front of them. They hold out a piece of paper to him, which he takes cautiously. He almost starts crying on the spot, and the boys must sense this too because they seem to start panicking a little too and ask him if he doesn’t like it. Their hands twist anxiously as they await his verdict.
“Thank you, It’s… really nice,” Bruce tells them after a few seconds.
They whoop and high five each other, then the smaller one latches onto Bruce in a hug. Bruce stiffens up, his breath caught in his throat, his body expecting an attack. It’s… nice. Warm. He doesn’t know what to do with that. The boy looks up at him.
“Can I tell you a secret, Mr. Batman?” He whispers, “I was really, really, REALLY scared when Danny told me to run. But then you came and rescued us like BAM, and I knew we’d be ok.” He buries his head back into Bruce’s cape. “Thank you,” his words were muffled by the fabric, “thank you for saving us.”
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Years later, Batman stares at the framed drawing on his desk, his hands stained with so much red he doesn’t know if they’ll ever be clean again. It’s not his blood, but how he wishes it was. Jason, his baby, his little boy, was gone.
“I’m sorry,” he says but no tears come, even though he feels hollowed out. Or maybe because he feels hollowed out.
“I’m sorry I failed you.”
Listen mate. This is your legacy now.
You are milfable mpreg Mother Hood AU person.
Now and forever. Or until Tumblr lets it die, which as we all know, is basically forever.
This is your lot. This is your life.
You made this bed, now die in it.
I have gone through the the stages of grief and invented a few of my own.
Joker made the mistake of targeting a pregnant Jason.
He now has no legs!
🤡 I want to replay Far Cry 5
anywhore, random creepy men in my comments aside- here for some more jason brainrot.
this time… BAMF!jason (when is he not?) paired with prince assassin!jason. hear me out.
ra‘s loves and hates jason at the same time. the second robin survived not only the pit but also has the all blades, something he doesn’t have. BUT jason also doesn‘t follow orders, does what he wants bla bla
but ra‘s found the perfect way to get jason! it just has to do something with spiting bruce. and this is why ra‘s pops up in gotham and is like,,,
ra‘s: i have an opportunity
jason: don’t wanna hear old man
ra‘s: hear me out. bruce is not going to like it-
jason: i‘m in.
(yes, i live and breathe for spiteful!jason and you should too)
and this is how jason was proclaimed as heir to the league (damian is one unhappy gremlin) and ra‘s is one very happy old man
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