Royal Hawkes AU Things (that I really need to continue writing, I only have a page of the actual story typed)
leandra as viscount
gamlen Actually a respectable adventurer...w/ a gambling problem (still)
a mabari mutt named IGNATIUS
Grumpy Gold Crowned Prince Carver
twins bonding in kirkwall
double the twins (twin boys: niul and everett, younger twins: carver and bethany)
also middle sister, Malcolm and Leandra Can Get
Malcolm ALIVE
AND RAISING HIS MAGE GIRLS
no (annoying and offensive to my senses) de launcets because leandra political married guillaume
varric’s got friends in High Places
the sheer amount of drama and gossip
i’m not kidding, it’s wild. leandra got herself into trouble: she has literal mage children she has a political marriage, she has 5 bastards by a mage, and the entirety of kirkwall breathing down her neck plus meredith.
purple/red hawke and diplo hawke twins
lord anders of kirkwall...I mean not really but the sentiment is touched on
King Incognito Trope Hawke Hanging in the Hanged Man, also is seduced by our lovely pirate queen isabela
bethany gets a happy ending for once and her prince/princess charming (still undecided, probably not sebastian if we keep the inquisition plot/ending for him)
did I mention respectable gamlen, like GASP he is supportive and not as slimy. I mean he is gamlen, just not as resentful and skeevy.
not an actual part of the story, but I have grandparent one offs. as in the amell’s are actually all together for a time
including charade, even though she still is an unknown until later in gamlen’s life








