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Erza: Ok, one more time. You said you asked the guild if they wanted some mac n’ cheese.

Natsu: Yup.

Erza: They said no.

Natsu: Also yup.

Erza: ...So you made mac n’ cheese.

Natsu: Go on.

Erza: And then Gray came down and took a bowl of it, to which you-

Natsu: Took my fucking mac n’ cheese back from that bitch and told him to make his own damn cheesy noodles.

Erza: But when Lucy asked for some...?

Natsu: *throws hands in air*

Natsu: What did you expect me to do, let her STARVE????

Erza: Truth or dare?

Natsu: Truth.

Erza: I dare you to kiss Lucy.

Natsu, already getting up: Alright, fine.

Gray: He didn’t even pick dare?

Natsu: The recipe says to beat three eggs.

Erza: At what? Hand-to-hand combat?!

Natsu: Must be. Lucy banned swords in the kitchen, remember?

Erza: You want me to flex and make all the buttons pop off my shirt?

Lucy: You can do that?

Erza: The challenge is keeping the buttons on.

Natsu: Nobody wants to see that, Erza.

Lucy, Mirajane, Cana, Juvia, Jellal and Kagura: Speak for yourself.

Natsu: Bruh this coffee I bought is so good, I’m so fucking alert I could do a math problem.

Erza: Correctly?

Natsu: I don’t know about that

Wendy: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Gray: Not me

Lucy: I think it’s Erza's turn

Erza: Fuck shit up out there but don’t die

Natsu, wiping away a tear: so inspirational

Natsu: I had NOTHING to do with it.

Erza:

Natsu:

Erza:

Natsu: Okay. It was my idea but I don’t feel good about it.

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