Fairy Tail Incorrect Quotes!

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Erza: i wish i could know why you have such violence and hatred in your heart still. Mirajane: i work in a bar

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Natsu: am i going too far? Lucy: no, no. you went too far about seven hours ago. now you're going to prison

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Laxus: imma start calling you curious george Natsu: why Laxus: that's exactly what i'm talkin about

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Erza: get bell soon Erza: wet Erza: wep Erza: FUCK Erza: brother you can just die Erza: I hope you get worse actually

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Erza: "survive the horrors" well will the horrors survive me?

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Lyon: why do i hurt after Chelia put me under anaesthesia Gray: she may have beaten you while you were unconscious Gray: I recommend getting the security tapes and a good lawyer

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Chelia: "be the bigger person" i'm 4'5", give me the gun bitch

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Cana: beer isn't even a drink, it's a handwarmer it's an experience it's a love language it's a friend it's a

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Bickslow: why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I'm eating dirt? Freed: why are you eating dirt...? Bickslow: did i ask you if i should eat dirt? no so answer my question

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Natsu: my hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon Lucy: what do you mean. what do you mean by that

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Kagura: The idea is simple.

Kagura: *pointing at Jellal* I want to kill that man.

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Gray: just when you think it can't be worse, you have to battle a Creature.

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Lucy: for those confused:

Lucy: further is for physical distance

Lucy: farther is for metaphorical distance

Lucy: and father is for emotional distance.

Natsu: who hurt you

Lucy: my father, were you not listening

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Freed: i was expecting a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

Natsu: your mom suck me good and hard thru my jorts

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Natsu: Come on, okay? You’re beautiful. You have nothing to be insecure about.

Lucy: That is way too emotionally supportive and ya need to just date me already.

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Lucy: i am not a "former gifted kid". i am still gifted. put me in a fourth grade class and I'll annihilate them all like I did the first time