wreckmate #10
It's hot as shit already and roommate was messing with me and I was like GO AWAY and went to put my tortilla blanket over me and they were like noo I'll go away don't do that you'll get too hot and of course I was like NUH UH and put it on cause I ain't not bishhh and then they turn around in the doorway like, 'oh you won't get hotter? I'll make you hotter, you want me to spike your adrenaline? Get you all panicky?' AS THEY ARE WALKING TOWARDS ME AS IM LAYING ON THE COUCH
and I turn away and they PUT A FLIPPING KNEE ON COUCH AND LEAN OVER ME AND I TURN TO HID IN THE COVERS AND BACK OF THE COUCH AWAY FROM THEM and ahskdjskaka and they were like oh my little engine is overheating already? WHILE THEY DID A LOTTLE SCRITCHY THING ON MY BACK I JUST AHSKDHDJS and then they walked away laughing
GRRRRRRRR