#wreckmate log

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wreckmate #10

It's hot as shit already and roommate was messing with me and I was like GO AWAY and went to put my tortilla blanket over me and they were like noo I'll go away don't do that you'll get too hot and of course I was like NUH UH and put it on cause I ain't not bishhh and then they turn around in the doorway like, 'oh you won't get hotter? I'll make you hotter, you want me to spike your adrenaline? Get you all panicky?' AS THEY ARE WALKING TOWARDS ME AS IM LAYING ON THE COUCH

and I turn away and they PUT A FLIPPING KNEE ON COUCH AND LEAN OVER ME AND I TURN TO HID IN THE COVERS AND BACK OF THE COUCH AWAY FROM THEM and ahskdjskaka and they were like oh my little engine is overheating already? WHILE THEY DID A LOTTLE SCRITCHY THING ON MY BACK I JUST AHSKDHDJS and then they walked away laughing

GRRRRRRRR

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Wreckmate Log #11

Roomate: so does that mean twording(THEY SAID THE WORD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BUFFET) covers both of those?

And that mutherFLUFFER had the nerve to smirk at me from across the table😭😭

Me: SHUT UP WE'RE IN PUBLIC(whisper yelling is a thing)

Roomate: whaaat, you gettin nervous or something? Why's your face getting flushed?

Me: ahsksja just wait till we get home 😡

Roomate: oh yea? 😏

Me: STAHP THAT🤣

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Wreckmate Log #9

Otay this happened just after I posted the lil 3D printed thingy. My roommate stayed up too late and was debating sleeping before going to workies or this or that and was layin on my tum tum and I was like I unno cause I told them to take a nappies! And then.... THEY ASKED ME IF THEY COULD UM... YA KNOW!!! and I was like WHAT! and they were like, just a lil before I go to sleep? And I was like ahskdhdjsjs I mean who am I to deny a fren in need🫣 but it was 12:57 and I was like three minutes you only have three minutes! And lemme tell ya all the sleepiness left them and they immediately sat up and started attacking me! And I was laughing cause I mean mreh but also cause that was the fastest I've ever seen them move and it was hilarious and they kept going well what Tato? I only have three minutes I gotta make the most of it! What's wrong Tato? Hmm? And when I was like it's been three minutes! They were like you gotta prooove it cause what if it's not then I lose time it took you to check? And I couldn't find my phone cause it was all just so silly and then they looked at the time and it was 1302 😂 SO THEY OWE ME TWO MINUTES OF SOMETHING. I dunno what yet, but it will be SOMETHING

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Wreckmate Log #1

OKAY! I get home from work and ya know, being nice by taking out the trash cause it's trash day and washing the dishes. I have an appointment I have to go to at 1015. My roommate gets back from work at like 0820 and we kick and what not cause they're coming with me for morale support. We cuddle a bit an I started getting sleepy an they get up to make a peanut butter sammich(NO JELLY!!!! 🤧) and then when they come back they SIT ON TOP OF ME AND START MESSING WITH MY WALKING APPENDAGES!!! I was just laying peacefully on my phone but noooooo and I couldn't move cause if I tried to get up they reached back squeezed my sides and AHDKDHDJAKA and GRRRRRR and they were saying teasy stuffs I can't ahhh cause they were being meanies.

... but... now I am wide awake for my appointment at least😂

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I was away for a day and I got back today and my roommate typically is on their way to transition to sleeping before they go in for their shift. But I guess they had stayed up and after just catching up a bit and finalizing some plans for tomorrow and we were laying on the couch and they started poking at me and I was like yooooo chillout I just got back! And they looked me dead in the eye as was like but I haven't been able to for a whole day, I need to. I felt my neck creak from the like tweak it did cause AGH

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Wreckmate Log #2

after we both got back from work this morning we were just chilling on the couch(again after I got cuddle tricked into takin a mini nap, dang FLABBIT!)

Mrehhhh but mm were lounging and just talking and my legs were like, drawn up with my knees bent and they were sitting facing me cause we were chit chatting and they hand started to lightly run their fingers over my knees like a lil hill which was fine cause it's a flat sensation! But then they just haaaad to go, 'oh! They're gonna get you' and have their fingies squiggle up and over my knees like jack and jill tumbling and I MREHHH

But is that all?? OF COURSE NOT!! this dooblegonk then sits and starts asking QUESTIONS, ohhhh it wasnt that bad while I was just doing this, was it the words that got to ya? Hm a combination of the sensation and the words, huh'

YALL I SWEARRRER

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My roommate is such a dinglekrink 🤣 just finished playing smash bros with fren and they were like oo are you done now? Can I do a bit? And I was like yea sure and they ran out of the living room then came back and they were like can you stand up? And I did and they did the belt thing...mmm to hold your wrists and I was like ... is this, is this the bit? And they were like wait wait wait. And they moved to next to their desk and they go, okay so pretend I'm behind bars right here and the you're gonna walk that way(and gestures towards the opening of the living room) and so I was like bars like jail? And they were like uh huh uh huh and I was like yea okayyyy 🤣? and I walked by them to the door and they cupped their hands over their mouth and was like "Po-ta-to walkin!" And I was like ???? And they go ya know, like "Deadman walkin!" :D

Y'all I'm rolling my eyes so hard

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Wreckmate Log #8

Hewooo I hope everyone has a merry newmas🙊🙊 I know I did cause we rented and Airbnb and it was snow(I HATED DRIVING CAUSE IT WAS SO BAD BY THE LAKE) mhm but yes we did haha stuffsies and roommate was meeeeean

But nuu das now what this thingy would be about cause ahhhhh but mmm I haven't slept yet since I've gotten out of workies and when they came back they said they needed to recharge and I was playing Hollow Knight on my Switch (GREAT GAME! I think it's still on sale in the Nintendo store for $8.60!! I dunno how much on PC) mmm but yea so they were laying on my lap while I was playin and I guess the pressure of them being in my legs made me fall asleep sitting up and I guess they were talking to me and I woke up when they started laughing and were like you fell asleep TWICE!

And then shoom they went to go do admin stuffs on their PC an then were like you're gonna nap and I was like nuh uh and then they yanked my legs so I was laying flat and threw blankies over me. And then I huffed and puffed cause WHO DO YHEY THINK THEY ARE!?!?

and I sat up and went to grab my switch and lemme tell ya, the lean over from behind the PC screen was diabolical with the eyebrow raise😩 EXCEPT I DUN HAVE TO NAPPIES CAUSE ITS ONE OF MY MY DAYS OFF MWAHAHAHA

Hehehe and they get back up and pull me back down and stuffs. And they go sit down and of course I'd stay back down hm? Nuuuu🙊🙊🙊 and I get back up and are fixing the pillows in the couch and they lean back over and the most deadpan expression they go 'if you fall asleep like like that and hurt your neck I'm going to tword you endlessly' and AHHHHHH ahskdhshajs

But I'm not falling asleepies! Just trying to play the game!.... hehehe unless maybe you guys think I should fall asleep and see what happens? 🤔🤫🫣

Hehehe I always stuck both my pinky fingers up at them and they raised their eyebrow WITH THAT SLIGHT UPTILT OF THE LIP and went 'oh yea? '

EEEEEEEE

AHHHHHH

AHSKDHDJAKSJ