May 24, 2025
Miko: Okay hear me out-
Jack: No.
Miko ignoring him: If Primes are mini Primuses then Megatron who is now the Unicron equivalent of a prime he's technically also a mini Unicron.
Jack: I don't like where this is going.
Miko: And as humans are also technically creations of Unicron then by basic logic Megatron is humanity's father.
Jack: If you start calling Megatron dad I will kill you before he does.
Raf: Primes are actually brothers by human standards so Megatron would be more like an uncle instead.
Jack: Look what you did. You infected Raf with your BULLS-
#it's 3am dog i should not be shit posting this late#or is that more in line?#for shit posting#i'm tireeeeed#transformers#tfp#maccadam#transformers prime#tfp miko#miko nakadai#tf#incorrect quotes#transformers incorrect quotes#tfp megatron#tfp jack#jack darby#tfp raf#raf esquivel#dad Megatron#forced dad Megatron#if miko told megs this he would probably have a Cybertronian stroke#then kill her#everyone in the country then himself#ref#jack tired of miko's EVERYTHING#someone save him
