Sends him a fax with some of daffy's own stationary that he "borrowed". "Dear Daffy, there is a killer bee stuck in Lola's ponytail ear holder thing. She is deadly allergic. Do not let it sting her. Today will be your only chance to save her, and she will be forever in your debt if you do. More instructions will follow. Yours truly, future Daffy."
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Daffy looked down at the paper that had just been faxed to him, eyes scanning fretfully over the words. Each time his Future Self had sent him a message, it had been a warning. He’d already prevented Taz from eating a poisoned donut (though the devil had chomped down on his hand instead). And had saved Yosemite from a car crash by letting the air out of his tires!— Which had ended with him locking himself in the supply closet for over two hours while he waited for the cowboy’s tantrum to end.
If only they’d known the trouble he was preventing! The would be proclaiming him a hero! Ugh, he got no respect… wait, what was he thinking about again? Oh right, Lola— she was about to have a deadly allergic reaction……………………………………………….
“A DEADLY ALLERGIC REACTION!?!?”
His head shot up from the fax, looking around frantically, but Lola was nowhere to be found. Uh-oh… He bolted from his seat, knocking it clear over in the process, and shot into the break room— not there either!! Or the lunch room!! Or the cafeteria!! In fact, he raced up and down the halls what must have been a dozen times and couldn’t find her anywhere!!
That just left one place left to look…
The door to the women’s washroom was kicked open (because that’s obviously the fastest way to open a door) and phew, there she was, fixing her ears in front of the mirror.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
He dove straight across the room, SMACKING the brush and package of hair ties right out of her hands. They went flying across the room… and there was a long, very awkward, moment of silence.
“… You’ll thank me later.”
Then, just as quickly as he came, he spun around and threw the door open, practically stumbling out into the hall and making his escape.
















