tw arachnids // gross biology (not to me but tw if you don't like spoodles)
I'm a firm believer that Kar'niss doesn't "eat" in the conventional sense (chewing) because spiders are basically nature's juice cleanse enjoyers.
I fully believe he stabs a femur, inserts a little hollow reed like he's enjoying a mojito, and just slrrrrrrrrrrrrrps the marrow out while making unwavering eye contact. And when he gets to the end he absolutely has to do the little fffffffffffffffffffff noise because the last bit is always trapped in there. Everyone thinks the shadow-cursed lands are haunted. No, that's just the sound of a drider trying to get the calcium, mate.
#spiders don't have kitchens because you are the kitchen#every spider is technically carrying around a portable blender#being eaten by a spider has got to be the most disrespectful thing that can happen to a cricket#FORBIDDEN CAPRISUN#Kar'niss definitely rotates bones like I do with mozzarella sticks to make sure he got everything#Kar'niss is absolutely the type to tap a femur on the table because he knows there's still some in there#did i sketch marrow caprisuns already and ma boi sipping it away? yeah#i also made a discord emote for it babes#spoodle#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#bg3#baldurs gate 3#bg3 memes#bg3 headcanons#bg3 kar'niss#kar'niss#drider#drow#karniss