May 4, 2020
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*my Mom trying to convince me to get married*
Mom: Adel, you're already almost 29. You'll be 45 in a few years.
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Foreign Parents be like
*my Mom trying to convince me to get married*
Mom: Adel, you're already almost 29. You'll be 45 in a few years.
Muslim Parent Problems
Me: Yeah my friend is... My mom: Is he Muslim? Where is he from? Is it a girllll?
My mom's 3 go to questions any time I mention a friend
Foreign Parent Problems
So my Mom was getting her makeup done in our hotel room for a wedding. I talked to the makeup girls for a little because I was bored and had nobody to hang out with since all my other relatives were getting ready for the wedding too. And after they finished, we were all heading to the elevator. And my Mom says to the makeup girls, "Yeah. So we're looking for a wife for my son. Are you guys married?" When the elevator comes, there's plenty of room, but the girls step back from it. My Mom asks why they aren't coming with us. They said they didn't wanna take up the extra room. I've never been more uncomfortable in my life.
Some idiot: *has confederate flag on their car*
Sister: that's a cool flag!
Me: sarah no
Sister: what is it?
Me: the confederate flag???
Mom: I don't know the exact name but it's the original flag Betsy Ross designed
Me: mom that's literally the confederate flag
"if I knew how to speak english I wouldn't ask you for anything" You've been living here for 12 fucking years, 12 years to learn it I learned it in a year Stop fucking complaining
why do foreigners talk so damn loud on the phone moM SHUT UP HE CAN HEAR YOU JUST FINE IF YOU USE YOUR INDOOR VOICE YOUR ACCENT DOESNT GET ANY LESS PROMINENT IF YOU TALK LOUDER AND THE LETTER V IS NOT PRONOUNCED "BWEE"
Foreign Parent
It's annoying how you don't know English that well and think you are still right about everything compared to your college daughter. I just don't understand. Understand that you are wrong at times and freaking accept it.
THE ORDER IS
QUARTERFINALS
SEMIFINALS
THE FINALS.
What the fuck. How could you say that I am wrong and that there is no such thing as a semifinal. WHAT THE FUCK. GO TO THE SPORTS PAGE AND JUST LOOK. I just don't understand.
No need for me to buy Mad  Gab. I play it every time my mom leaves me a note or texts me.