i can domesticate him
-some ancient Egyptian staring at a cat, circa 7500BC
- Some ancient cat staring at an Egyptian, circa 7500 BC

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i can domesticate him
-some ancient Egyptian staring at a cat, circa 7500BC
- Some ancient cat staring at an Egyptian, circa 7500 BC
Parallel Earth.
AMAZING
I LOVE
when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?
The final boss
You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?
I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer
I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.
whats something u do stereotypical for ur sign? ill go first im a virgo and i wash the dishes by hand bc i dont trust the dishwasher
I’m a cancer and I’ll start an argument and then cry about it
I haven’t seen a single 420 joke at all this month we’re really not ok huh
it was four four twentytwenty last week and no one even mentioned it
Dad can paint my insides with his preschoolers
Mood though
Just shut up and watch
yeah, this is worth watching
Lmfaaooooo Norway just called the US a dusty ass bitch and they ain’t wrong
White people about to be mad af reblog
I’ve never seen a more accurate statement than this one
I swear if you don’t unmute this I’m going to be really upset
'cause i'm a god damn onion
Doing this 9 years after the last time I did it
LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE. Name: Alice Park Birth Date: July 5 1990 Current Location: at the office--but not the same one from 9 years ago Hair Color: it’s been colored/lightened to a blonde balayage! Righty/Lefty: mostly right. I’vev lost a lot of my ambidexterity :( LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE. Your fear: abandonment, becoming severely disabled in some way that I can’t cope with or rehabilitate myself from, losing my memories/mind Your dream of a perfect date: one that I haven’t planned out and where he leads me through the date. Something fun and engaging (amusement park, crabbing, arcade) but also has to involve food at some point. LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW. Your thoughts first waking up: how much do I realllllly need this job rn, I want to sleep for the rest of the day Your best physical feature: Honestly not sure. My lips? My butt? I have decent skin now, too! Your bed time: I’ve loosely told myself I’d sleep by 11pm. last night I fell asleep a little after 4am. I usually fall asleep around 1am. Your most missed memory: crabbing and catching a lot in the summer. beach house trips with the “Kappas.” first falling in love with Mason. LAYER 4: YOUR PICK. Pepsi or Coke: in a bottle, pepsi. at restaurants, coke. this hasn’t changed for some reason. McDonald’s or Burger King: mcdonald's! Single or Group Dates: now that i’m a bit older and am 5-years into a long-term relationship, group! Adidas or Nike: nike Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla. i can’t believe i put chocolate before?? Cappuccino or Coffee: neither, still. i love tea, and matcha lattes, though. LAYER 5: DO YOU. Smoke: hookah, yes. everything else no. Curse: every damn day son :/ Take showers: who.. doesn’t..? although i will say i don’t shower every <24 hours. it’s more like 36-48 hours. Have a crush: my boyfriend! Like(d) school: 2009: love/hate. love for the friends & funny professors, hate for the work. 2019: maybe it’s like reminiscing after a bad relationship, but i actually do miss learning and being in school. i think about going back to get another degree in marine biology or something. Believe in yourself: yes. Believe what goes around comes around: i reeeeally want to. and in some cases i do believe it did. but there are frustrating cases where the best people still remain stuck in the worst situations, and vice versa. Believe everything happens for a reason: yes, but the reason is sometimes stupid or not really anything substantial. Think you’re a health freak: not at all. i really should be. LAYER 6: IN THE PAST MONTH. Gone to the mall: i actually can’t remember. i did all my shopping online. Been on stage: not on stage, but i did perform singing/piano. with my a cappella group, and also for an office party. Eaten sushi: yes, from murasaki in fairfax, and the tuna looked *really* weird. it was actually really unappetizing and i don’t want it again for a while. Been hurt: physically i’ve gotten bumps and bruises. emotionally i’ve gotten butthurt over small things because i’m a sensitive pos. Dyed your hair: yes! LAYER 7: HAVE YOU EVER. Played a stripping game: nah Kissed the same sex: nope Changed who you were to fit in: yes - my boyfriend’s family is rather on the conservative side and they’ve got manners, whereas i’m rather liberal and have no couth. LAYER 8: GETTING OLD. Age you’re hoping to be married by: lmao i said 28 before and i’m 29 now, still unmarried. i’m really hoping i get married when i’m about 33-35. Number of kids you’re planning on having: i’m actually not sure. it will either be 0 or 4. no in between. LAYER 9: IN A GIRL/GUY. Best eye color: i don’t care too much for green eyes, but blue and brown are quite nice. Best hair color: historically i’ve been attracted to dark-haired guys. i’m with a blonde now though! Short or long hair: Short plz. Fat or fit: Fit. Looks or personality: personality for sure. Fun or serious: fun! LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING. 1 MINUTE AGO: this survey 1 HOUR AGO: complaining that it was barely lunch time, while at the same time griping about having to diet lol. 1 WEEK AGO: got the day off work so i’m pretty sure i just slept all day. 1 YEAR AGO: according to my photos i went to iron age in centreville, but i really don’t remember. LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE. I FEEL: antsy I HATE: things not moving fast enough I HIDE: my tummy in high-waist pants I NEED: to loose weight I LOVE: food
Please enjoy this video of my dog photobombing (videobombing?) my other dog
La croix white claw kombumcha kratom lean cold brew grey goose tulsi gabbord industrial complex
we didnt start the fire
Self care advent calendar. I only just saw this today or I would have posted sooner! Guess I have three days of stuff to do in one 😚 original by @bymonicajones on Instagram.
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Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym