Hashtags & Handjobs

hi I'm steven & you're watching disney channel

[macklesufficient]

texts from the airport

[iggykoopa666]

[whycantiuseunderscore]

[fnordseer5]

ok so a love shack is basically like a little old place where we can get together essentially

[hypersensationalism]

[smegmafactory4prez]

Vasectomy

[ot3]

they need to add two extra hours after ten pm where time doesn't pass so you can do some nice reading before bed

[loudrats]

rat day rat day rat day!!! 🐀

[mashmouths]

behold my regenerative pussy blast 432Hz

[jb-blunk]

if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again

[jb-blunk]

I was having a conversation with someone who was lamenting over how to maintain attraction to our partners as their bodies change and age and feeling self conscious herself about that process and I was like. we should be so lucky as to see them through these many years as we are seen ourselves. Hope that helps u understand

[rthwrms]

reminds me of this quote i love

[maribwil]

WE FUCKING UNDER THE UNIRONED INCINEROAR TWEET FLAG TONIGHT !!

[maribwil]

this is more important to me than the birth of my first son. I feel like adam touching the fingertip of god

[cleaverqueer]

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

[cleaverqueer]

AMENDED

[saintjosie]

bonus points if you collect them all

[clickbeetle]

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

[clickbeetle]

this is what i’m all about babyyyyy

[brydeswhale]

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

[watcherscrown]

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

[cpericardium]

[themainspoon]

This was a whole thread, here are some of my favourites:

[cannibalchicken]

[gradschoolcryptid]

[butchexboyfriend-deactivated202]

Kin

[doggogills-but-worse]

my watch doesn't quite communicate notifications right, so any time I get a note on Tumblr, this is what I see :/

it's not even on that post

[vivisection1013]

[catchymemes]

[jame7t]

^ say hi to lumpy before you go, ok?